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graciegirl 07-17-2012 10:45 AM
morning after saying..


I feel like I have been screwed, booed and tatooed.

2BNTV 07-17-2012 03:27 PM
Ain't that a kick in the head.

CarolSells 07-17-2012 04:05 PM
You can teach an old dog new tricks if you know more than the dog.

DandyGirl 07-17-2012 06:12 PM
If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

CarolSells 07-17-2012 06:20 PM
A rolling dog gathers more mess.

anarick 07-17-2012 06:20 PM
I was born, raised and mugged in NY

CarolSells 07-17-2012 06:29 PM
Being retired means twice as much husband and half as much money.

anarick 07-17-2012 08:54 PM
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

anarick 07-17-2012 08:56 PM
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old, it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

anarick 07-17-2012 08:59 PM
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

anarick 07-17-2012 09:06 PM
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull up your zipper, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

CarolSells 07-17-2012 09:12 PM
One of my mother's favorites. "If wishes were horses beggars would ride".

2BNTV 07-18-2012 03:36 PM
One of mother's favorites was, "it don't nutin to be nice". :smiley:

Pturner 07-18-2012 08:10 PM
Before Photoshop people used to say, "Seeing is believing".

2BNTV 07-18-2012 08:23 PM
My father used to say,'believe half of what you hear".


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