Who just broke wind?

Do you know who the father is?

Will the real turkey please stand up?
Can we gobble you up now?
Do you waddle when you walk?
Where's the gilbert gravy?
Is there an oyster in the house?
How's your cholesterol?
I brought chopped liver, what do I look like, Santa Claus?

Do you want that last roll? (Don't ask if you want it cause you know they'll take it.)

Did you burn the biscuits again?

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Was that you or the turkey?

Wanna pull my finger?

Since Doggie Doo Run Run is closed on Thanksgiving, mind if my pooch poops on your lawn?

You call this turkey?

What happen to your hair since the time I saw you?

Are you two getting along okay now, since you're going for marriage counseling?

Has George stopped seeing his secretary?

Heeeerrreeeee's Johnny!

Where's George?

Aren't you surprised we're all alive for another Thanksgiving?