"Well, that's any fine mess you got us all into!"
 

Laurel & Hardy - Another Fine Mess 'Colour' - YouTube

Another fine mess!

Does this mean I have to invite you to my house next year?

So your still together, for real or what. OK everybody I won the bet they made it past 2 years everybody pay up.
Really happened at my in-laws when we had been married almost 3 years. Aunt Jean made a cool $350. Everybody else had bet against us, that was 32 years ago.

Does everyone believe, as I do, that football is the most boring sport?

If your husband and my wife could see how happy we are together i am sure they would both understand why we wanted to have Thanksgiving together Without them

(With a squishy nose when lifting the lid): Did you make that?

My medical insurance was cancelled. Will you adopt me so I can get on your union policy?

Weren't you supposed to remove the stuffing mix from the bag before you put it in the bird?

Did you always have that big wart on your nose?

Pumpkin pie gives me gas.

Who wants fruit cake?

Man, this cranberry sauce is going to run right through me.

Before we start eating, do you have anti-acids standing by?

Did you forget to remove the bag of giblets from the body cavity?

So tell me, who is your plastic surgeon?

How many turkey necks can you count at this table ?

Why does Uncle Bill keep on saying that???
 

Soylent Green Is People!!! - YouTube

Probably not a good thing to say in the Villages on Thanksgiving.