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What’s the real definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body—except his. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking shlt from someone. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What’s the best way to respond when a girls asks “what’s up”?
“If I tell you, will you sit on it?” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
I got a million of ‘em folks !
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When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?
When he’s standing next you girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?
Nothing! Every cvnt’s got one. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What do women and noodles have in common?
Both wiggle when you eat them. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What do you call two men fighting over a slut?
Tug-of-whore. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
What’s better than a cold Bud?
A warm bush. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...541650813f.jpg Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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