[Ralphy]

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

[villager]

Had a friend who used this many, many years ago for their outgoing message. Always cracked me up.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Ralphy

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

A Dear John phone call of sorts.