Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Blonde In Church
Blonde in church
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. Give me an Amen brothers and sisters! |
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Can't wait to tell this one, it isn't very often I hear a joke I haven't heard before.
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Funny, funny, funny
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I enjoyed your joke.
Thank you for the laugh! |
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That's a good one
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Minds are like parachutes: they only function when open...... There is only one quality worse than hardness of the heart and that is softness of the head.... |
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I love this joke! I first heard it 50 years ago. Thanks for the memory!!
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I loved it!
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Good one!
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