Chatters Talk: Happy or Sad

[renielarson]

Mr. Bright and I went to LSL this evening. When walking to our cart to return home, I looked and saw a familiar face. It was Johnny!

Not only was this chance meeting a wonderful surprise but an opportunity to meet and get to know not only Johnny but his wife Barbara, too.

Let me assure you that both of these TOTVers are the most gracious, friendliest, nicest people of all time. I'm looking forward to getting together with them again.

[nONIE]

Well, that explains why we havant been hearing from Johnny M lately, hes having too much fun in TV!!

We are all looking forward to meeting Johnny & Barbara and hope they become permanent "Village People" soon!

[samhass]

Did you bump into Caramelhelene in the square??

[Rokinronda]

Bright!! I hope all of you come to Crispers friday! It would be great to see you and Mr. Bright again and meet Johnny and Barbara also! :clap2:

[samhass]

Rhonda, that picture is darling!!

[samhass]

Silly Bright, I'm not talking about Carmen. I'm talking about a ghost for Donna's ghost night.
Her name is Caramelhelene. She walks from the square to Barnes and Noble then returns to the lighthouse to await her lover William Fourtrout. She was jilted by Will F Eightbass because he fell in love with an 48 year old Jezabel named Sunny Fish and hightailed it for Spanish Springs and beyond.

[renielarson]

Sam

[Edit by Tony] Never heard such a story g/f. You are joshing me!

[samhass]

You think I'm short??? short???? full of short? Maybe, girl. Maybe. 1rnfl :a20:

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Sam, I never knew anything about Caramelhelene. :dontknow: There is so much intrigue that has taken place here. When I go out at night I shall keep my eyes and ears open. You never know who is lurking in the shadows of TV. ;D I have been told Only the Shadow Knows. :yikes:

I guess I live in the land of the Duke of Barracudas and Prince Piranhas. Are there any Sharks around here also? 8)

HB

[samhass]

Hyacinth..we've been reading the same books!! ;) You rock!! :a20:

[renielarson]

I apologize for using the "s" word. I honestly thought it was okay if I used an asterick.

I was slapped by Tony:

quote: Bright,

Please refrain from scatological references in post.

Thank you.

Tony unquote

I heartfully apologize.

[samhass]

Tony, she's my buddy!! She left out one asterisk. She meant short..like I'm short..right?? ;) :-*

Haha...Bright got spanked!!

[Barefoot]

[quote=brightspot01 ]
I was slapped by Tony:
Please refrain from scatological references in post.

-------------------------------------------------------------------


Who knew that Tony used such big words? That would be a good word for the next TOTV Spelling Bee.

[samhass]

I think Tony may well be a man of many talents.

[Village Kid 2]

Or at the very least has a great dictionary handy. ;D

[Just Susan]

TOTV has a Spelling Bee?

[samhass]

I don't no. We can axe somebody.

[Just Susan]

Poor Sammie...identity crisis.

[Rokinronda]

You gals crack me up!!! 1rnfl

[tony]

Sam said it was short.

It couldn't be shut.

And, wait, every knows what scatological means.

Also filtrum. As in how's your filtrum?

Who knows where I learned it. It is just stuck in there.

[renielarson]

You just made me laugh Tony!!!!!

[Village Kid 2]

And, wait, every knows what scatological means.

Who knows where I learned it. It is just stuck in there.




Really? And is this something you use everyday? ;D

sca·tol·o·gy
–noun 1. the study of or preoccupation with excrement or obscenity.
2. obscenity, esp. words or humor referring to excrement.
3. the study of fossil excrement.

Also called coprology.


Coprology, hmmmm. Will have to use this tomorrow. ;D

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Tony, Bright is our dear friend. I think she was expressing her feelings under the Freedom of Speech, which is part of the Bill of Rights.

So Bright regardless of what I wrote above, you have been :edit: by :cop:

HB

[chelsea24]

Proctology? Heh? I couldn't hear ya! :dontknow:

[renielarson]

I thnk Tony :cop: is outnumbered! Although he does hold the hammer.

[tony]

Scatology is not a word I use every day. I had a reporter in my newspaper editor days that drew heavily on scatology. I had to search for a word to describe it so I could holler at him with some civility.

I had coffee with him a couple weeks ago, and he still is hung up on it. I had to frown vigorously at him over coffee.

[renielarson]

I'm still smiling Tony...

Now, it's time for me to go to bed.

[Hyacinth Bucket]

G'nite Britght, pleasant dreams.

HB

[Barefoot]

sca·tol·o·gy
–noun 1. the study of or preoccupation with excrement or obscenity.
2. obscenity, esp. words or humor referring to excrement.
3. the study of fossil excrement.

Thanks for the definition VK.

Who knew that our Tony had a preoccupation with fossil excrement? ??? We're learning more about our Admins all the time.

[samhass]

Speaking of fossils, while some of us lunched today, our dear friends Bare and Susan rocketed to Paris for some shopping. They wish to look glam upon returning to TV.

[Just Susan]

Flying back on the Concorde now, will show you the pictures we took as soon as I can upload them. Divine outfits! Bare looks so cute in the little string bikini...it matches the caftan perfecty...and the chair!

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Can't wait to see the pictures. ;)

HB

[barb1191]

Silly Bright, I'm not talking about Carmen. I'm talking about a ghost for Donna's ghost night.
Her name is Caramelhelene. She walks from the square to Barnes and Noble then returns to the lighthouse to await her lover William Fourtrout. She was jilted by Will F Eightbass because he fell in love with an 48 year old Jezabel named Sunny Fish and hightailed it for Spanish Springs and beyond.

This sounds like one of Boomer's scripts she wrote for our first pet and first street we lived on. Her gifted imagination for drama is hilarious and amazing; that was such fun....

Kudos Boomer...Skuppy Garfield aka barb

[samhass]

Those were great stories. More, Boomer, more, please.

[Boomer]

Hi Girls,

I looked in here a while ago and saw that you were talking about my soap, "I'm Rusty Eden." So I went back and found it and read it from the top. And I found myself laughing.

Now, that's really not ego talking, even though I wrote the thing. What was making me laugh was that when I put all of you in my soap, I did not really know you. And now, even though we have never seen each other, for some reason I feel like I do sort of know you. And it is fun to see you in your parts.

Brightspot was the heroine. Much of the plot revolved around her as Cinderella Central. Oh Sam, you were Rusty Queen! Muncle was Skippy Madison. Donna was Sheba. My favorite character was Barb1191 who was Skuppy the bartender. I remember saying that I could relate because Skuppy was always surrounded by characters, too. Barefoot is in it and lots of others of us.

Most of the names in my soap from last winter are still here with us. At the end, I was trying to pawn the job off, but I did not get any takers. Wow. It was a long cold winter. And I just started to write and write and write. It went on for a couple of weeks, at least. Later it got bumped, not by me. But I never really got my groove back.

So anyway, if you are bored, really bored, and you would like a rerun, at the risk of appearing an egotist, I will find it again and deliver it to you all.

Thanks for the kind words. I really do not know why I write this stuff. But I can't seem to help it.

Boomer :redface:

[samhass]

How odd. A new poster , eloycarol2, offered us an opportunity to get beautiful. It was a fairly long post. I replied " That sounds great. We can all get glamorous" The post disappeared and it shows 0 posts under eloycarols name. What a shame. It sounded like something we would all like to do. After all, we can use some glamour at this stage in our lives, right????

[barb1191]

Boomer....

You have an amazing writing talent for which we all enjoy so and envy. Doubt that anyone would take over the task (or pleasure) as you have no idea, obviously, how talented you are and unfortunately, not everyone has that ability to conjure up the imagination you've been blessed with and the ability to express it so well.

General Hospital sure could use your expertise as their storylines have been so dull and boring lately. LOL

Hope you will consider a repeat performance one day. ....Hugs, barb

[samhass]

Eloycarol2, where did your post go???




How odd. A new poster , eloycarol2, offered us an opportunity to get beautiful. It was a fairly long post. I replied " That sounds great. We can all get glamorous" The post disappeared and it shows 0 posts under eloycarols name. What a shame. It sounded like something we would all like to do. After all, we can use some glamour at this stage in our lives, right????

[renielarson]

OMG Boomer

I was shocked to learn I was the heroine. I want a rerun now so I can read it more closely. Looked for it in previous posts but couldn't find it...so please, please...do a rerun!

[Barefoot]

Eloycarol2, where did your post go???

Strange, she joined today and was only online for six minutes. ???
I'd love an opportunity to learn some beauty secrets. Covering my head with a paper bag just isn't working for me any more.

[mcelheny]

Bare,
You are soo funny LOL Time to go to bed!

[renielarson]

Muncle is a neighbor and I met him for the first time tonight when he decided to pay us a visit. All I can say is he is one of the nicest men I've met. We had an evening of good conversation.

Muncle... :bigthumbsup:

[Hyacinth Bucket]

BBB if you can find the thread please let us all know. Would love to read it.

Thanks,

HB

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Here is the url for Rusty Eden

https://www.talkofthevillages.com/smf/index.php/topic,4368.0.html

I will now go read all about Rusty.

HB

[mcelheny]

Sad very sad! Crying my eyes out! I give up! Sam...you win.

[samhass]

What did I win? :dontknow: :dontknow: Why would you cry over a forum? There must be other issues in your life that are weighing you down. I hope they are soon resolved for you.
Each day we receive is a blessing to be savored. Save your tears for those things that really deserve them...those things that matter. This chatter doesn't matter for diddly-squat.

[samhass]

Thought I'd let you know that dead private parts were discussed a today's luncheon.
Muncle, were your ears burning??? Your joke got some extra mileage today.

[chelsea24]

Yes! But did his private part get extra mileage? :o

[samhass]

Did any of you look and Handies post on the spinning woman? that was pretty interesting. It was indeed a right brain/left brain exercise. I posted something I found on the net about it.
It was curious to me that in the AM my right brain was at work and in the PM it was the opposite. I wonder how that would translate to brains in the work place in terms of productivity. I find that fascinating.

[redwitch]

Interesting thoughts re workplace, Sam. I found that if I scrolled up to it was counter clockwise, clockwise when I scrolled down. Time of day hasn't seemed to affect it.

So, what did you find out? Inquirng minds (and nosy witches) want to know.

[samhass]

You have to look at his thread to see the post re left/right brain.

[Rokinronda]

My left brain isn't working. Now I have an excuse!

[chelsea24]

Don't worry Ronda, my left brain isn't working either. And my hubby's right brain isn't working, so together we probably make a perfect fit. Nuts and Nuttier! ;D

[samhass]

Has anyone seen Johnny and Barbara??? Johnny..are you out there???

[renielarson]

Johnny and Barbara are out here but very busy getting their new house in order. Both were at Crispers but at 2pm and thought everyone had already left. They also have no computer with them so only pick up their emails at Savannah.

[nONIE]

Thanks Bright, we were getting concerned. Good to know they are involved in happy exciting things.We all know how time consuming getting settled can be, but it sure is a happy busy isnt it?

[JohnnyM]

Hi everyone, we are back in NJ. Sorry we missed you Sam. We did get so much done and had a great time while we were there. Thanks for thinking of us.

[Barefoot]

Topicop Alert :cop: :cop: :cop:

Sam, Gracie want to talk to you about Koi.
For some reason, :dontknow: she is hijacking my Canadian luncheon thread with talk of fish. Not sure of the connection ... perhaps she is meaning to offer up her Koi as an appetizer for our Canadian luncheon.

[samhass]

Bare, that is sheer sacrilege. These are koi. They are special. The baby koi I have now are alive because of me. Their Mom came in from Japan. I had a good idea of when she would spawn so I built a small rock walled pool in the pond. When she spawned and I saw a big male cover the eggs, I swooped in and gathered (some of) the eggs before they became fish food. I fed them boiled egg yolk after they hatched. We bonded. Koi are very social fish. They will eat from your hand. When they see you approach they come swimming up. They know a handout is at hand!
My pond is in Pa. I won't have one here. I don't wish to spend that much time on upkeep anymore.

[Rokinronda]

Sam this reminded me of my beloved black and tan cocker spaniel, Bubba Lou Cole. When Bouvier (my 16 yr old blind and deaf spaniel) gave birth every other pup was breach. Pup #1 was Bubba. He was still born. I ran around the house screaming and praying for help. Instinctly I covered his whole snout with my mouth and sucked! 2 times and Bubba Lou was born! Bouv had 7 pups. 4 breach. PS I have a surprise for you! I sketched your view from the avatar. I left a tree out as it would have been unbalanced and would loose its flow. 1 too many happy trees per Bob Ross!! LOL

[samhass]

Ronda. What a great story. I know you recognize the bond I have with those fish. I can't wait to see your sketch!

[samhass]

Happy July to all. If you are not in TV, summer is a wonderful time to be here.
Johnny..I'm talkin' to you!!!!

[JohnnyM]

Hey Sam we are trying. Another setback today. The person who is supposed to be the letter writer for the attorney review period is on vacation. I have an extension of attorney review until Monday, July 7th. Who knows :dontknow:, we are just living day to day on this mess right now. I do know one thing, we own a home in TV, it's just a matter of time before we get to live in it. ;)

[Rokinronda]

Love the positive attitude!! Won't be long!

[samhass]

Don't pull out your hair in the meantime! ;) You'll be here soon.

[JohnnyM]

Roger!

[Rokinronda]

This is not a hairy situation, Sam! I know hairy when I see it, believe me!!!!

[JohnnyM]

This is for Barefoot......

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm102/Barb5555/feet_silver_left.gif

[renielarson]

Oh Johnny Oh....that is sooooo cute!

[samhass]

Is Barefoot from the Blackfoot Indian Tribe?

[renielarson]

Sam

You are so witty...lolol....love it!

[JohnnyM]

Sam those are her barefoot imprints as she walks across a glass atrium somewhere in Canada :bigthumbsup:

[Barefoot]

This is for Barefoot......

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm102/Barb5555/feet_silver_left.gif


Thanks Johnny, those barefeet are so cute. The little feet cheered me up and I needed it today.

Speaking of house woes, this story should make you feel better. My prospective purchasers just did a building inspection and the inspector found mold in the attic. This is regarded as an extremely serious, toxic problem. The "mold busters" informed me today it can cost as much as $12,000 to remedy a large attic.

And I don't even have the incentive of full-time residence in TV to motivate me. I'll still be exiled to Canada six months a year.

Oh, I miss TV and everyone soooooooooooo much. :'(

[JohnnyM]

Barefoot I am so sorry for your dilemma. We are, as a matter of fact, having our buyers doing their private inspection tomorrow at 3:30pm. Our CO inspection is scheduled for July 15th and our closing for July 21st. The kicker is we still can not get a letter from the township and builder which this whole deal is contingent upon. Still in God's hands. Hope you find a way out of your problem. Make sure to get a few estimates from reliable resources, although I am sure Rick is on it. Prayers going out, Johnny

[nONIE]

Oh Bare, I am so sorry your going thru this mess,Your too sweet to have all these trial and tribulations to deal with. Prayers and good wishes going out your way!

[samhass]

Bare, I would get a second opinion as well. Can you spray it with clorox? That's my cure for all ills ;). Seriously, I am a clorox freak. Did you look on the net to see if you can find a simple fix? Are you sure this guy isn't full of crap??

OK, I just looked. Seems clorox doesn't kill mold. I saw all sorts of things that do ,however.

[chelsea24]

:( Oh Bare, I'm so sorry. Mold is awful, my friend in Chicago had to go through the same thing. Sending you lots of white light, love and prayers too. chels

[samhass]

From what I read, you need to send some ozone up to our Bare. It's supposed to kill mold.
Of course that may be an internet scam. Who knows?

[uujudy]

From what I read, you need to send some ozone up to our Bare. It's supposed to kill mold.
Of course that may be an internet scam. Who knows?


The church across the street from our church was flooded when they had a new roof put on. The roofers removed the old roof and then the heavens opened up and poured rain for days -- and we never get rain like that in Utah! It was so sad. They had just installed a new floor in their basketball court and new carpeting in their sanctuary. The water was all down inside the walls, too.

Their insurance company had them run right out and rent ozone generators for the building to help prevent mold. Insurance comanies rarely pay for anything that they think is "experimental," so maybe the ozone generators really do work?
(PS: They took the insurance money and are building a new church out in the suburbs)

[samhass]

Cool..Judy, Thanks. Bare..get some ozone going on or ask someone. I saw a big unit for around 1200.00.

[JohnnyM]

I thought I would move this here in case you missed it on the main board, Johnny

A tribute to the players of "The Freeze", LSL - April 2008.......

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm102/Barb5555/th_CantTakeMyEyes.jpg (http://s294.photobucket.com/albums/mm102/Barb5555/?action=view&current=CantTakeMyEyes.flv)

[renielarson]

Sweet memories

Thank you Johnny!

[samhass]

That day was so much fun. I will enjoy a repeat this winter or spring at SS. We have to wait for Bare and Susan!!

[samhass]

My little granddaughter is now sound asleep. Praise the Lord!! I've gotten way to used to having all my time to myself and husband, doing as I please 24/7. This is a comeuppence!! She doesn't go back until the 30th. Will I last? I am no longer :super:.

[Barefoot]

I just looked at the Freeze video posted by Johnny, aaaaaaaaaah, it made my day!! :bow: What a great time we had. For sure we should do it again (when Bright and Susan are both around as they "ran the show" so to speak). Although I believe the whole idea originated with Samhass, great idea Sammy! The highlight of 2008 for sure.

Can anyone post the original Freeze video so we can enjoy it again? (The one where the actual Village entertainment on the stage is singing about the Freezers?). I find that video hilarious.
Great memories. lovehorse

Barefoot in Canada

[nONIE]

My little granddaughter is now sound asleep. Praise the Lord!! I've gotten way to used to having all my time to myself and husband, doing as I please 24/7. This is a comeuppence!! She doesn't go back until the 30th. Will I last? I am no longer :super:.


Oh Sam, I sure do understand where your comming from. They do take up every bit of our time and attention . As much as we love them, I do believe youngsters are for the very young.

I babysit my two grands every Thursday, and altho I love them to death, I am so ready to give them back at the end of the day! I commend you on taking this on for the whole month of July. You are a saint. ;)

[renielarson]

Just for you Barefoot...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFbEA4-zOoY

I wonder what happened to Bruce. Haven't seen him here in the forum.

[Barefoot]

Bright, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. :bow:

If I can't be in The Villages, watching the Freeze Video is the next best thing! The comments from the band on the stage make it doubly funny.

What a super time. 1rnfl
Wow, I miss you guys so much. lovehorse

[renielarson]

We miss you too, Bare...big time!!!!!

[samhass]

I showed the freeze to my Grand tonight. She thought it was cool!

[samhass]

Rocky and the Rollers were great, as usual. Wish you all could have been at LSL tonight.

[Rokinronda]

Off TOPIC :cop: Is anyone interested in a daytime chat?? I am going into chat and staying until 11 or so. If you have a moment, stop in. The sun is shining and I am trying to do a little computer work, but was wondering what everyone is up to during the day. Some golf, some relax, some swim, go out for lunch, feed the birds? Now ON TOPIC :cop: ROCKY and ROLLERS... It was a great time indeed! Sam, I think you and your grand are having such a great time together!! She sure is a doll, full of personality! You are making such wonderful memories! Everyone is so nice and we do have a great time!

[samhass]

Ronda, we're going to make more memories by taking her to Busch Gardens in 90+ degree heat. What a Grandparent won't do!!! If I survive, I hope to see you soon.

[samhass]

Three more days and my husband and I will no longer hear that sweet little voice saying"Grammy...Grammy..Grammy.." or "Granddad" for much of the day. It has been a wonderful three weeks but Gram is ready to go out and play with all the big people again.
It's funny, but as dear and good as grands can be, it is sort of tiring keeping them entertained for three weeks. As I write this, I know that three weeks after she has left, I will feel bereft. I will miss her so much. I will finally get over it and then I'll head north to see her and repeat the cycle. The love you feel for a grandchild never ceases to amaze me . It is a wonderful thing. You look into their faces and see expressions that their parent made as a child. It takes you back in time. I love being a "Gram".

[samhass]

I was sorry to see that today 10 people were hit by lightning in NJ and many lost their lives in rip currents off NY and NJ. Horrible.

[samhass]

Wow!!!!!! The lightning is amazing today. It seems to be striking very close with huge rolling thunder. The storms here are something to behold. The rain is coming down so hard that I can scarcely see the lake. What a shame that we can't harness all that energy.

[samhass]

I wonder what would happen if everyone is TV put up the money for a wind farm and we had our own electric co-op. We sure seem to get plenty of wind. It would be interesting to explore how much power we would need, what we needed to produce it, historical wind data, how much it would cost, cost per home, etc. Anyone have any thoughts? I know there are lots of engineers out there.

[Rokinronda]

We have the high power line towers, why not have turbines on top?? I always wondered why we haven't harvested all the natural power available and studied these powers more. Good point Sam!!

[JohnnyM]

Sounds good Sam, let's put Sidney in charge :bigthumbsup:

[renielarson]

:agree: with all of you. However, I think we should be promoting not only wind power but solar power, too.

Not sure if many of you are familiar with Germany and its energy policy. Read this Wikipedia article...very interesting. If Germany can do it, why can't we? Makes you wonder, doesn't it, about our government?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renewable_energy_in_Germany

[Rokinronda]

US is second to Germany :clap2: :beer2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_power_in_the_United_States

[renielarson]

I didn't know that Rok....

So...why isn't it promoted more....advertised more....with incentives?

[samhass]

bump

[KathieI]

I wonder what would happen if everyone is TV put up the money for a wind farm and we had our own electric co-op. We sure seem to get plenty of wind. It would be interesting to explore how much power we would need, what we needed to produce it, historical wind data, how much it would cost, cost per home, etc. Anyone have any thoughts? I know there are lots of engineers out there.

Good idea, Sam. I just returned from a weekend in Palm Springs. They have hundreds of the wind turbines in the windiest parts of the desert area just below the mountains in the foothills. Don't know how they work but they sure are incredible to see. I've often wanted to interview some of the engineers in their power company to find out how beneficial they are to the desert cities. Never have, and now that I'm moving to Florida, doubt I ever will.

Here's a link showing a picture of some of the turbines. This picture is a few years old and there are many, many more than this now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Palm_springs_wind_turbines2.jpg

[renielarson]

As I prepare the sad task of organizing my departure (in 2 short weeks) from The Villages on my trek northward to Michigan for my last year of teaching before retirement next June...please let me say...

I thank God for the friendships I have heartfully been blessed to establish, the extended families I have been most graciously welcomed into, and for the opportunities to form new bonds among TOTVers.

And, I can't neglect to say....Vetman....can you hear me? 1rnfl

It's been a wonderful summer voyage here in The Villages...

[samhass]

...and there's no way we want you to leave. :'(

[samhass]

T. Boone Pickens thinks wind power is the way to go. If it's good enough for T Boone, it's good enough for me. ;) Seriously...engineers and financial people, let's brainstorm on this.

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Oh Bright, I was hoping our paths would cross before you left TV.

Will miss not seeing you. I can understand your feelings.

HB

[travelstiles]

Bright - hurry back!

http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m1/2040037788

[nONIE]

Bright,

Im so sorry we didnt meet this time around, will you be down again at all during the winter months?

[uujudy]

T. Boone Pickens thinks wind power is the way to go. If it's good enough for T Boone, it's good enough for me. ;) Seriously...engineers and financial people, let's brainstorm on this.


And Television Watchers? Can Television Watchers chime in?
Seriously, has anyone seen "Living with Ed"? < http://www.livingwithed.net/ > I love that show! :bigthumbsup:

Short description: The show has some great ideas that "regular" people can do to save energy and make energy. Ed Begley is married to Rochelle and lives down the street from Bill Nye (the Science Guy). Ed & Bill are always competing to see who can come up with the best "green" additions to their houses. For example, Ed rides a bike to make energy to power his toaster. Bill designed a mop to dust the solar panels on his roof. Meanwhile, Rochelle (the lovely wife) hates anything that doesn't look good, so there's some tension that keeps the show interesting.

Back to the topic: :cop: Ed installed a small wind turbine on his house. It's compact and looks sort of like a can on a stick. It doesn't have blades, like the large windmills do, and it seemed to be very quiet. Maybe the architectural committee would approve the use of individual small wind turbines? :dontknow:

[Boomer]

T. Boone Pickens thinks wind power is the way to go. If it's good enough for T Boone, it's good enough for me. ;) Seriously...engineers and financial people, let's brainstorm on this.


Sam,

This whole wind thing interests me a lot. GE is into it. Maybe it could help the stock, too. But more importantly, something, somebody has to guide our beloved nation through this. We have to get out of the think tanks and into reality. Soon. Really soon.

I googled around and found this little video just now. I just may have to add ol' T. Boone to that list of men I shamelessly love from afar.

You know, this discussion might need its own thread. I looked around a little and did not see one here yet. But I may have missed it. (I am trying not to look for too long at TOTV. ;D)

Anyway, Here's T. Boone. . .

(And feel free to tote this little video into a different thread titled specifically if anybody wants to.)

Interesting. Thanks, Sam.

http://www.pickensplan.com/

Boomer

[JohnN]

This is a great thread,
why is it the only one showing under "Chatter's Talk: Happy or Sad"
instead of General Villages Discussion?

It's a hard thread to find here, though I see sam has started a similar thread on the General Discussion Board.

Anyway, great topic, all. T Boone's the man

[renielarson]

I'm missing an arm and a leg after my shopping spree today. I finally found the perfect quilt for one of my beds after looking all summer. It was like that wedding dress I was looking for a while back....cost didn't matter....cause when the right one hit me I would buy it regardless of whether it broke the bank or not. I wasn't as lucky this time...the quilt didn't cost only $12.99 like the dress. But if you average the two...oh well, I can manage with only one arm and leg.

Next, I'm flying to Kansas Friday with 3 little boys ages 2, 3, and 4. I made goodie bags for each one with special toys and treats to surprise them during the flight. Well, the truth be known, it's to keep them occupied, quiet, and in their seats!

Also found a flat based, open bird feeder so my visiting Mourning Doves can finally perch and enjoy the seed. I'd been sprinkling it on the ground but since a little millet garden has sprouted I decided I'd better find a feeder that would accommodate them.

Finally, I bought a lawn sprayer and filled it with white vinegar. Weeds...look out cause here I come! Millet garden...goodbye.

It was a good day.

[samhass]

We should all be kids and be fortunate enough to have Bright make us a "goody bag". She fills them with the neatest things. Every item is special and purchased with a single person in mind. My granddaughter thinks Mrs Bright is a Goddess. Plus, she teaches third grade, so she is extra cool. I was told to hug Mrs Bright goodbye for her. So Bright, put your arms around yourself and hug hard. That's from Miss M. Hug yourself again. That's from me.

[renielarson]

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Thank you for being such a dear friend, Sam! I'm going to miss your granddaughter, too! At least I have the dolphin bracelet she gave me so I can keep her close until we meet again. (Pssst...please don't tell her, but I'm so glad I can now take it off...lol)

[samhass]

I'm sorry. You going back to Michigan is just wrong. Susan and Tom left and I haven't seen them since. I know Bare and Beady will return, thank goodness. Bright...take early retirement...Don't gooooo....and by the way, I'm not sure the dolphin bracelet was a great match for all your clothes. ;) LOL.
At least the little darling had a last great night @ LSL. Rokinronda danced with her!!

[Rokinronda]

BRIGHT!!!! Will you visit during any school vacations?? Do we have to wait for your retirement to get you here forever? I enjoyed every minute you were around and look forward to your being here after your retirement!! BIG HUGS!!
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Sam, Please give Miss M a BIG hello from me. I will miss her smile till next time we dance! BIG HUGS!!

[renielarson]

Rok

I'll be back December 26-January 2. Then the first week of April will be my next trip here. June 2009 I'll be retired but think I'll spend the 2009 summer in Michigan so I can take advantage of the water that I have missed the past 3 summers. Come September 2009...I hope to be here for a long, long time. Ribbit, Ribbit.

[chelsea24]

I love saying hello to people, but I hate all of these good-byes! Enough already! Everyone stay here and have the kids come down. (sob sob sob) Another good friend gone until December. Bright, vetman and I have had a ball with you! We'll all have to plan a wonderful New Years Eve Party! 040 040 040 :beer2: :beer2: :beer3: :beer2: :hot: :2excited: Last New Year's Eve it was so lonely here for me, and this one promises to be one of the best. So, I'm just going to look forward to it! :bigthumbsup:

[renielarson]

Count me in, Chels...

And...

tell Vetman...

I'll bring the chocolate covered strawberries....

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

[Rokinronda]

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[samhass]

Ronda, that is adorable!!

[nONIE]

Awwwww Ronda,

Im in dog heaven, that is sooooo cute!!!

[Barefoot]

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Ronda .. love your new unicorn avatar!

Lonely Barefoot in Canada

[chelsea24]

Ronda, I love that! Thanks for posting it. :bigthumbsup:

[renielarson]

Just returned from a family reunion in Kansas over the weekend. There were close to 70 of us there. It was a whirlwind weekend flying from Florida to Kansas on Friday and returning today (Sunday).

What was so wonderful was my 3 toddler grandsons getting to know each other better. Can you imagine how wild a 2, 3, and 4 year old were for 2 days? They had adjoining rooms and could run between the two. And they did...nonstop!

Bubba (Grandpa) and I (Tamma) watched them in the hotel convention center lobby for hours while their mommies and daddies had time for themselves. Those little boys have more energy than I ever had. They ran up and down the corridor, hid under tableclothed tables thinking we thought they were lost, and pretended they were the Incredible Hulk.

Swimming with them was hilarious. The oldest would have nothing to do with jumping in the big pool, but the two youngest were daredevils. All 3 loved to get Tamma soaking wet and laughed with joy when her glasses were so wet she couldn't see. Those stinkers!

It was a great weekend but I'm glad it's over.

I'm exhausted!

[Barefoot]

Bright, I can tell from your posts about your family what a wonderful grandmother you are, and how much your kids and grandchildren treasure you! Lucky you, lucky them.

[nONIE]

Love your Avatar Bare! You both look great, cant be that lake life agrees with ya can it? ;)

[Pookirgirl]

JohnnyM.... are you trying to sell your home in Barnegat? We are in Brick and things are slower than slow. WAY too many houses for sale. They are killin me!!!
Had an Open House yesterday..only one couple showed. Liked the house, said thy've been looking for 6 months. That's it.
Maybe we can share the IV together. I want out of NJ!!! Tired of waiting for the perfect buyer.
GOOD LUCK!

[Barefoot]

Love your Avatar Bare! You both look great, cant be that lake life agrees with ya can it? ;)

Actually, Nonie, the reason you think my avatar looks great is that it is four years old!! ;D Now I'm saggin and baggin, and relying on you for motivation to start a diet!

[nONIE]

Bare,

I will do my best to inspire you but now that I have lost a few pounds everything is sagging and hanging more then ever. I sort of expected this but its really not a pretty sight. Now I will need Lipo suction or plastic surgery to cut off the blubber that is sagging!

I may have to gain it back to fill it out again. ::)

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Bright, I enjoyed reading your post about you and your grandkids. You are all very lucky to have each other.

Keep posting so we will know about their antics, and how you are surviving. That is when you dry off your glasses. ;D

Perhaps we should have a party - Sadie Mae meets Brights Grandkids - who outlast who and who does the most amount of damage.

Enjoy them. They grow up so fast.

HB

[JohnnyM]

Hi all. We are still here in N.J. We just re-listed the house and are finally getting the State, the Township and the builder to get things done. After we lost our second contract things began to happen. Unfortunately sales have really slowed. We think we will come down in October and stay until March. We will leave the key with the realtor and see what happens. I (we) can't wait much longer to be in TV. This is worse than "waterboarding". I'm happy to see (read) everyone is okay and some lucky folks are are getting their chance to start their new life in TV. I was just looking at the Guess The TOTV Star's page and brought back fond memories of what seems like a hundred years ago. Will keep you all posted; you are in our thoughts....Johnny

[Rokinronda]

Johnny and Barbara, I am so sorry to hear that the 2nd contract fell through. You do know that the third time is a charm? I look forward to meeting you both. Get down here in October and relax. No worries, October will be here in no time, no time at all!!!

[JohnnyM]

Many thanks RR, that is the plan. We can't wait to kick up our heels with you and Rocky at LSL. BTW I dug up St. Joe, cleaned him off and proudly perched him in our curio cabinet for all to see. He more than did his job. Two sales, not just one. It wasn't his fault there were extenuating circumstances. Burying St. Joseph works!!!

[barb1191]

Hi all. We are still here in N.J. We just re-listed the house and are finally getting the State, the Township and the builder to get things done. After we lost our second contract things began to happen. Unfortunately sales have really slowed. We think we will come down in October and stay until March. We will leave the key with the realtor and see what happens. I (we) can't wait much longer to be in TV. This is worse than "waterboarding". I'm happy to see (read) everyone is okay and some lucky folks are are getting their chance to start their new life in TV. I was just looking at the Guess The TOTV Star's page and brought back fond memories of what seems like a hundred years ago. Will keep you all posted; you are in our thoughts....Johnny


So sorry Johnny the deal flopped. Good move to come down during the winter. Have you given any thought to renting your NJ home? Teachers often are looking for rentals for the school terms. We did that once when we had a home that wasn't selling as quickly as we expected and we bought another home and carried two mortgages which was quite a burden. This was many years ago, however, it still was tough to keep two homes going. It so happened that a neighbor who was transferred (in military) returned to our neighborhood and needed a short-term rental; came to us and asked if we would consider same. We took a six month lease with them which really helped until the house sold, which it did just in time for our tenants to leave. We lucked out, huh?

If you do a short-term rental, would advise you close the deal with a stringent lease and deposit, for your protection.

Hope things work out for you soon. I recently sold a beautiful condo in NH and dropped the selling price $40K less than the selling price, to get a quick sale. It sold within the week. That was just at the start of this RE slump. Timing is everything, huh?

Everyone in TOTV is rooting for you. We hope to return to TV sometime in the Fall and look forward to seeing you there.

Best of luck to you.....Barb

[JohnnyM]

Thanks Barb, renting would be an option next year. Barbara is a little skiddish on the idea. She heard a couple of horror stories. We know the good Lord has a reason for what's going on and we really feel he will come through for us in the near future. Thanks for the kind words, hope to see everyone sooner rather than later....Johnny

[scottke]

Johnny and Barb - what a shame that it happened again. You are truly on a roller coaster with this sale. We are still here in NJ too with only one offer (way too low) and a lease to buy that wasn't a good deal according to our attorney - so here we sit. There must be a plan for us that we aren't having any luck. I hope by the winter we are able to join you in TV. Good luck.

[nONIE]

Discouraged is an understatement!

Went to try on new clothes yesterday and found out I wasant doing as good as I thought! Could it have been my imagination that I was losing weight. OMG, those dressing room mirrors !!!
Well, for the record I only went down half a dress size , Beady, I think I will purchase a new wardrobe of caftans.

[chelsea24]

Wow! Nonie! A whole dress size! Congrats darlin'. :clap2: I'm still trying to go down a tent size! :o

Johnny and Barb, I'm going to get Sam (Samantha) to wiggle her nose for you. She's the good witch of the Villages. (or did I spell that wrong. :dontknow:)
1rnfl

Just teasing Sammie, my dear friend! ;D

[nONIE]

Chels, I wish it was a whole dress size. Unfortunately it was just 1/2 a dress size. argggggg!

[JohnnyM]

Chels, every little bit helps. This has been such a good lesson for me to never take anything for granted. Moving into TV is not a right of passage, but rather a privilege that one must work for to receive its fruited rewards. I don't know what I just said but it sounded great....Tks, Johnny

Congrat's Nonie!

[Barefoot]

Nonie, why on earth are you discouraged? :dontknow:

You've been on a diet for only one week and have gone down 1/2 dress size! That is awesome. That equals two dress sizes every month. :o You'll be a size 2 by cruise time for sure. :clap2:

[samhass]

Chels, you little rascal...it depends upon what day it is. 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl




Wow! Nonie! A whole dress size! Congrats darlin'. :clap2: I'm still trying to go down a tent size! :o

Johnny and Barb, I'm going to get Sam (Samantha) to wiggle her nose for you. She's the good witch of the Villages. (or did I spell that wrong. :dontknow:)
1rnfl

Just teasing Sammie, my dear friend! ;D

[renielarson]

I went out to lunch today with a neighbor who lives 2 doors down from me. I would see her walk her dog every day and we would greet each other politely. It wasn't until earlier this summer when I really took time to chat with her and found her delightful. She tailored the bargain dress I found for an upcoming wedding I'll be attending. Anyway, I took her to lunch and had not only an enjoyable burger (YUM) but wonderful conversation.

Amy Newsom is in the process of staining my concrete now. Not only do I enjoy Amy's personality but the job she is doing is superb. The smell of the stain is a little strong but a cheap way to get a high! No, not really...I am just joking! NOT! 1rnfl

[samhass]

Send her my way, Bright. You know, when we find good contractors, we should hook them up with TOTV. I can't think of a better place for their advertising dollars.

[samhass]

I've seen a couple of people complain about some of us posting to much and thinking we "own" TOTV. It surprises me to read such thoughts. Everyone has the privilege of posting as often as they desire. Initially I watched from the sidelines until I got the courage to post.
There was no going back from there. This forum is only interesting because people post. If the top posters stopped posting, there wouldn't be that much to read. You can count on Tal to bring up a range of continuing topics. Muncle, Hancle and Fumar are the resident sages. Growwwwwwwwwling Chels has the spiritedness of a team of wild horses. The girl says what she means and means what she says. Barefoot, Bright,Gracie, Nonie, Susan, Kathie and Ronda crack us up with their great senses of humor and love for humanity. V07, Barb, VK, BTK and others offer unique insights into government and I value their opinions. Russ Boston, F16, and Steve from NY offer us some great informative posts. Donna showers us with happiness and fairy dust. Johnny makes us all beautiful. I could go on all day. What a group. I am honored to live among you and call many of you friend. If you haven't been to Crispers, you should go just to see Village Kid's smile and bask in the warmth of her personality. Red will always lend a hand. Hyacinth and Sid will tell us where to go and are just lovely.(That's travel, you all) Wow, there are so many of you....and many I failed to mention and I love all your posts. Please never stop posting and brightening all our days. For those that think we post to often, well, I'm sorry about that. We're not gonna stop. We love TOTV!! :bigthumbsup:

[villages07]

Well said, Sam.

I was one of the early members of TOTV. In those first months, Jan (Talk Host, Admin) was the most prolific poster, often initiating controversial topics just to get people talking. Seems like many days there were no more than 10-20 posts...only took 5 minutes to digest a day's worth of posts. Now, the volume, breadth, quality, and variety of topics, posts and yes, personalities, is incredible. Embrace and appreciate the value you get from the posts you enjoy and don't let the persons or topics you disagree with get your goat .... that's my motto.

TOTV is populated by a great bunch of people and getting better all the time.

[barb1191]

I've seen a couple of people complain about some of us posting to much and thinking we "own" TOTV. It surprises me to read such thoughts. Everyone has the privilege of posting as often as they desire. Initially I watched from the sidelines until I got the courage to post.
There was no going back from there. This forum is only interesting because people post. If the top posters stopped posting, there wouldn't be that much to read. You can count on Tal to bring up a range of continuing topics. Muncle, Hancle and Fumar are the resident sages. Growwwwwwwwwling Chels has the spiritedness of a team of wild horses. The girl says what she means and means what she says. Barefoot, Bright,Gracie, Nonie, Susan, Kathie and Ronda crack us up with their great senses of humor and love for humanity. V07, Barb, VK, BTK and others offer unique insights into government and I value their opinions. Russ Boston, F16, and Steve from NY offer us some great informative posts. Donna showers us with happiness and fairy dust. Johnny makes us all beautiful. I could go on all day. What a group. I am honored to live among you and call many of you friend. If you haven't been to Crispers, you should go just to see Village Kid's smile and bask in the warmth of her personality. Red will always lend a hand. Hyacinth and Sid will tell us where to go and are just lovely.(That's travel, you all) Wow, there are so many of you....and many I failed to mention and I love all your posts. Please never stop posting and brightening all our days. For those that think we post to often, well, I'm sorry about that. We're not gonna stop. We love TOTV!! :bigthumbsup:


Tell it like it is, Sammy Gal....Great post .....barb

[Rokinronda]

SAM, Deb, WOW GREAT POST!! You should be authoring books of inspiration, dramatic love stories, inspiring adventures, or you can just continue to bring so much friendship, wisdom and love to us here at TOTV. WE LOVE YOU SAM!!!!!

[samhass]

I love you back,RR. When are you going to teach me the electric slide???

[Hyacinth Bucket]

I haven't been on in about one week due to travel, weather, lack of sleep and internet not working in two hotels.

I was not aware that anyone said anything about how many times people post - I agree with what Sam wrote 100% I also look forward to reading the post and learning what is new in everyones life.

Thank you for putting is so well. Forgot how when I first became a member of TOTV I was very wary of all of you. I would not divulge any info about myself, after all l was afraid to. Read to many horror stories about internet chat groups, etc.

Down the road from us a person was found dead - internet romance. Just added another reason to be wary of all of you. I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happpppppppppppppppppppy I got past all of that.

Here people have business meetings at 6:30 am UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. Now that is the pits.

HB

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Nonie Congratulations,

From centuries of dieting going down 1/2 dress size means you lost 10 pounds.

I probably gained that 1/2 dress size here.

HB

[barb1191]

I love you back,RR. When are you going to teach me the electric slide???


Sam....Sign up for the line-dancing classes at Savannah or wherever they advertise them in TV now. Not necessarily the Learning Ctr where the cost is so much more. The classes held at the club houses are such fun and made up of a bunch of great sports who are not at all intimidating if you end up in the opposite direction of the rest of the class.

When I started, there were fewer choices of times to attend. I recall my neighbor and I would attend the 8:30 AM (yikes!! zzzzz) class at the Savannah. I often thought that how could I ever conceive this moment as becoming a reality? Line dancing at 8:30 AM, NEVER!! Wrong!! They now have afternoon and evening classes, I believe, and don't get discouraged if, at first, you find it awkward. Go with the determination to stick with it and guaranteed you will enjoy the jovial crowd.

barb

[samhass]

Barb, if I did that people would be laughing like crazy. I have two left feet when it comes to dancing...line dancing that is.

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Sam I thought I had the two left feet I guess I have the two right feet, :dontknow: then to add to my woes I get my left and right mixed up and the final problem is I can not recall more than the first 4 or so steps.

So you can picture me in a line dance with two right feet, going the wrong way and then getting hopelessly lost after the fourth step. What I do in situations like that is 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl laughing at myself.

I give all of you permission to 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl with me.

We did take ballroom dancing and fortunately Sid knows not only his left from his right but has one of each and remembers all the steps. All I have to do is follow. What a man he is.
lovehorse lovehorse lovehorse

HB

[barb1191]

Deb....Some may be laughing at you and all the while you will be laughing at many more that also have two-left feet.

[Barefoot]

Sammy, that was a beautiful post about the contribution "frequent posters" make to TOTV. You are a very special person and dear to many hearts. Life would be very dull without the group of TOTV addicts. 024

Sammy, I have a request since you started this topic. I wouldn't even have thought of this, except I am currently on dial-up internet service here in the boonies at a cottage in Canada. And perhaps there are others in the same boat. There have been 907 posts on this thread and it takes forever to access threads like this that have had many replies. Could you possibly start a Chatters Talk, Part 2, so we can all still chatter away, but it will be far easier for those of us on dial-up to access. Thanks so much! :bow:

[samhass]

Hyacinth and Barb, you are to kind. Thanks. I still think I'll ask Ronda to show me some moves. That child has rhythm!!
Bare, will they let us do that? Can we call it "Bare Chat"? Or "Bare's Dial Up lifeline"

[JohnnyM]

Hey Sam I just read your dynamic post. I've been too busy making everyone beautiful. Thanks so much for including me in such a great group of TOTV'ers. It made my day!!! Johnny

[chelsea24]

Beautiful post about the TOTV'ers Sammie. And let me personally thank you for calling me a horse! :o lovehorse

YES! I love all (well most) of the TOTV'ers. When I worked in advertising I used to love being part of the creative team. I used to think I'll never find those kind of creative, funny, spicy, brilliant, irreverent, quick-minded people again. And for years, I didn't.

I found them here. On TOTV. And add to that list warm-hearted and caring. (Advertising is not known for these two attributes)

((((((((((((group hug))))))))))

And to the admins. I don't do this often. So get ready. For all you do . . . this one's for you! purrrrrrrrrrrrr :-*

[samhass]

Chels, you are a hoot!!
Johnny and Barb, we rented out our Mallory house and the renters were all wonderful. All of them were immaculate. One even washed the windows. How wonderful is that??? We have been able to meet some of the nicest people through renting out that property. A lovely British couple are in the house now and they are delightful. You can be really picky about your renters. Let them know up front that you expect them to keep it immaculate. When both parties understand each other, mistakes become less frequent. The couples that rented from us were great and most will be returning to the home this year. The others bought a home here in TV.

[JohnnyM]

Thanks Sam. We decided to wait one year before any decisions about renting. If we don't sell by September we will stay in TV from October through who knows when. We will leave the key with our realtor. During our last stay in June we bought all new furniture at Lifestyles (they are great) so we can live in Hadley without much else. I will get us there one way or another!

[Mintjulep]

Sam,
We are fixing up our patio villa to rent, hopefully starting by Dec. 1.
Maybe you can give me some tips. I REALLY need em....
I'm looking forward to this rental process tho and also hope to meet some nice people...

Also loved your post about frequent posters.
I feel like I know most of the frequent posters, tho I've never met most of them..

And JohnnyM,,,
I'll be sending positive thoughts your way that the third time will be charm!
Our NC house is supposed to close on Mon., but I am afraid to count my chickens before they hatch. So will wait til the $ is in my hand before I spend it.
I CAN"T IMAGINE the stress you guys must be going thru...
But I believe when something doesn't happen when and how I want it to, there's a reason.
And it always works out for the best. And I believe it will for you guys too...

[JohnnyM]

Mint I thank you and I can also say that something did happen to keep us here. God knew what he was doing. We just couldn't understand why God gave us the ability and desire to buy in March but not allow us to move there since. We lost two contracts it seems for a very good reason. One day I hope I can explain. Also on the plus side the township came last week and completed all repairs required by the State and tomorrow is our final inspection. Things are coming together again. Like I was telling Sam, we are still coming in October, either way....we wish you all the luck on Monday for your closing!

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Hi Johnny and Barbara,

You two have certainly been through a lot just to be with all of us, believe me it is definitely worth it.

I believe things do not happen in our time but in God's time - and one of my favorite sayings is - God grant me patience and :edit: it I want it now.

That saying fits me to a "T", I am not known to have patience when I want something.

Wish you the best. I imagine since you had buyers twice getting another buyer hopefully will be a matter of time.

Sending you and F16, Mik and everyone else prayers to sell your homes quickly.

HB

[JohnnyM]

Thanks HB. Hope to see you in the fall!

[samhass]

Hyacinth, you make me laugh. Johnny, hurry up and get there. Mint, I have names (renters) for you.

[Barefoot]

God knew what he was doing. We just couldn't understand why God gave us the ability and desire to buy in March but not allow us to move there since. We lost two contracts it seems for a very good reason. One day I hope I can explain.

Johnny, one of my meditations is "Let go, and let God". I've often found in life that the Universe has plans that I don't understand. But, eventually it is astonishing to see how the master plan unfolds as it should.

Good luck to everyone who is trying to sell. It will happen, keep the faith.

[chelsea24]

Moving over! Ugh! Vat a trip! (as Ana would say) I just flew in and boy are my arms tired!

Yes, Sammie will -- shovel fertilizer, clean out port-a-potties-organize drawers, perform mouth to mouth, oh I guess that been covered with having se... 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

I AM GOING STIR-CRAZY! 8)

[samhass]

Restless stormbound natives...here is where you should be posting. :welcome:
We seem to have some serious laughter and silliness going on tonight. Bring it on!!!
Let the games begin!!!

[samhass]

Alright chelsea, I resemble that. I mean, I resent that. How did you know I shovel fertilizer??

[renielarson]

I could make a very lewd remark right now but I'm going to restrain myself.... lovehorse

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Bright I just love the way you use pictures to get your meaning across.

HB

[chelsea24]

Bright, you and restrain do not belong in the same sentence! ;D Miss you girlfriend! hugs, chels

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Chel :agree: with you. Bright has always spoken her mind. More power to her. Restrain herself - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Rokinronda]

I restrained myself and got caught in the sieve!

[chelsea24]

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl Hahahaha Ronda! You should have stopped when you strained yourself the first time! :a20:

[renielarson]

Me restrained -----> http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh96/renielarson/Mummy.gif

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Bright nothing will ever restrain you or hold you back.

HB

[samhass]

Hyacinth..You obviously know and love Bright,too.!

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Sam you are right. Bright is perfect just the way she is.

HB

[renielarson]

<------HeLp mE pLEaSe------>http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh96/renielarson/Mummy.gif

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Don't worry Bright - help is coming. crap crap crap crap crap crap

Help me Rhonda, Help me Rhonda ........

HB

[barb1191]

Don't worry Bright - help is coming. crap crap crap crap crap crap

Help me Rhonda, Help me Rhonda ........

HB



C H A R G E ! ! !

Rhonda can't help, she's stuck in cyberspace!! YIKES !!

[chelsea24]

Awwww Bright! Double Muzzled! Gosh, I didn't see that coming! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/chelsea24_photos/imaginary-friend-thinks.gif


:a20:

[samhass]

GG, I think you look so wonderful in your new pic. Glamourgal!!

[beady]

Okay, I can see you are all going stir crazy waiting for Fay to come and go and come back again,and again...she sure is taking her time deciding what to do and where to go!! :cus: :cus:
You are making me laugh and miss you all. 1rnfl 1rnfl..... Bright restrained ,Sam shoveling "fertilizer" and Chels flying overhead..... 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl
Has anyone considered building an Ark to pass the time...just in case?

[samhass]

We have to start using this thread more often. Tony just spanked :-*some of us for jacking other threads. I guess silliness should be kept here and in TNES. Mea culpa, Tony. We get carried away!!

[chelsea24]

Yes, Tony. We'll keep our jacking off! :o Well, that didn't come out right! 1rnfl

[graciegirl]

TONY. Lighten up. You didn't like it when we suspected Jan of being pregnant? Don't you read the National Enquirer? A man had a baby. For Pete's sake. You gotta keep up!

[samhass]

Chels..are you cold? You took your jacket off?

[Rokinronda]

Sam, I think you mean she is HOT! :redface: THATS WHY she took her jacket off!

[chelsea24]

Yah sure, that's what I meant! I was cold. uh huh! http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/geek1.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[samhass]

Duh..that is what I meant, RR. Chels, Tony is going to spank you good!!!LOL

[barb1191]

Duh..that is what I meant, RR. Chels, Tony is going to spank you good!!!LOL


Hmmmm

Sounds more like an orgie to me........ :redface: :redface:

[samhass]

Nah, Barb. Nothing like that. Tony is ticked with us for jacking a serious thread.. and rightly so I might add. We just get carried away. I'm sort of sorry that thread content has to be so
strictly adhered to. :cop:Many of us do our best work when we color outside of the lines. ;)
Tony, we'll try to do better. :redface: :redface:

[samhass]

GG..Do you mean John Edwards or that other dude that used to be a dudette? ;)




TONY. Lighten up. You didn't like it when we suspected Jan of being pregnant? Don't you read the National Enquirer? A man had a baby. For Pete's sake. You gotta keep up!

[barb1191]

Nah, Barb. Nothing like that. Tony is ticked with us for jacking a serious thread.. and rightly so I might add. We just get carried away. I'm sort of sorry that thread content has to be so
strictly adhered to. :cop:Many of of do our best work when we color outside of the lines. ;)
Tony, we'll try to do better. :redface: :redface:


au contraire, mon ami.....My comment was strictly tongue-in-cheek; reading between the lines, that is. Y'all sure do stir the pot and come up with great subtle humor which is soooo funny.

[renielarson]

I agree with Tony about the Helping Hands thread being a very serious thread. What worries me is if someone is in need of assistance and reads Tony's post, he/she will wonder what on earth he is talking about. That could be a deterrent to anyone thinking about posting for help.

Now that I can't sit comfortably due to this sore rear end, I hope Tony deletes his post, too. Sorry Tony cause I was one of the silly culprits. http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh96/renielarson/bustedsmile.gif

[samhass]

Change of subject. You know we all think we are pretty smart. We chose TV. Try your hand at this.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it.

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?


Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. Didn't you just put him in there? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting

says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

[chelsea24]

Duh, I got them all wrong! Cute Sam. ;D

[Rokinronda]

Well 1st off, my giraffe won't fit in the fridge, so how can I possibly fit an elephant? If they aren't in the fridge, they all made it to the conference, which also means I can't swim across the river because I am at the animal conference also. Or am I a vegetable or a mineral?? ??? :dontknow: ;D

[Cassie325]

OMG!!!!! I just found this thread....you all are CRAZY funny....perhaps that is why I love you all!!! I NEED to meet you!

When is the next TOTV gathering at Crispers....first of all I have never been to Crispers so that will be a treat! Second of all I better order something to go as I will be talking the WHOLE time and will be so excited that I won't be able to eat!!!

PS....this is Mariab....changed the name...long story...

[graciegirl]

Well 1st off, my giraffe won't fit in the fridge, so how can I possibly fit an elephant? If they aren't in the fridge, they all made it to the conference, which also means I can't swim across the river because I am at the animal conference also. Or am I a vegetable or a mineral?? ??? :dontknow: ;D



I am thinking about this Rhonda, but I will require more wine to solve it. All of the wine is warm because of the :edit: elephant that is taking up the space.

[samhass]

Maria, I think Crispers is on the 19th of Sept.
Gracie..I got them all wrong. I think my unwillingness to move the wine out of the fridge so I could fit the giraffe in may have been my downfall. I never even bothered with the elephant.

[graciegirl]

GG..Do you mean John Edwards or that other dude that used to be a dudette? ;)





No Sam. It was a guy born with ALL kinds of equipment. It was in People so........golly, has to be true. Huh? Huh? Whatdya think? Gosh. He could just have a satisying sexual life all alone.

[chelsea24]

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl Ladies! I'm laughing so hard. I couldn't get the giraffe in either because of my extra armadillo! Must have extra in case of company! Oh, yes, I'm sitting here with the bottle of wine.

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[samhass]

GG, Remember the church lady on SNL??? Like she would say.."Well isn't that special?




No Sam. It was a guy born with ALL kinds of equipment. It was in People so........golly, has to be true. Huh? Huh? Whatdya think? Gosh. He could just have a satisying sexual life all alone.

[samhass]

I just love that we can jack this thread all day long if we so desire. woohooo!!!

[renielarson]

Well, Sam...truth be known...I enjoy taking part in the jacking! 1rnfl :redface:

Oh my, since the elephant was in my fridge, I had to drink the wine before it got cold and look what it did to me...

[samhass]

You have to watch out for that warm wine. I :read: that somewhere.

[Just Susan]

Perhaps this idea would serve you well...

Warmth and friendship are hallmarks of the holiday season. This year, welcome your guests with a traditional Italian winter aperitivo, or before-dinner cocktail, of warm wine flavored with a variety of nuts, dried fruits and spices. Or, if you prefer, serve this as an after-dinner beverage with Italian Christmas cookies or panatone, sweet Italian bread.


For red, consider a Chianti, Barbera or Cabernet:

• 24 ounces red wine
• 2 medium plums, quartered and
thinly sliced
• 1/2 pint whole blackberries
• 1/2 teaspoon of fresh nutmeg or 1/8 teaspoon jarred
• 1/4 cup sugar

Combine first three ingredients in 2 quart saucepan. Heat at a steady simmer for 5 minutes, but do not boil. Add cloves, nutmeg and sugar and stir to dissolve. Simmer for 5 more minutes. Turn off heat and allow to steep, or sit, for 10 minutes, to let the flavors infuse the wine.
• 24 ounces red wine
• About 8 chestnuts, cooked and peeled (2 per person)
• 3 fresh, whole cinnamon sticks
• 1/4 teaspoon fresh nutmeg
• 1/8 teaspoon allspice
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 2 teaspoons cognac or Sicilian brandy, optional

Combine first five ingredients in 2 quart saucepan. Heat at a steady simmer for 5 minutes, but do not boil. Add sugar and stir to dissolve. Simmer for 5 more minutes. Turn off heat and allow to steep, or sit, for 10 minutes, to let the flavors infuse the wine. Add up to another 1/4 cup of sugar based on preference, and cognac or brandy, as desired.

For white, Chardonnay is a good choice:

• 1/4 cup whole almonds
• 24 ounces Chardonnay
• 1 teaspoon orange peel, freshly grated (careful to avoid white, bitter pith); or 2 teaspoons orange liqueur
• 1 fresh, whole cinnamon stick
• 1/8 cup sugar

Toast almonds in 2 quart saucepan for 1 to 2 minutes or until you smell aromas. Add remaining four ingredients and bring to a steady simmer for 5 minutes, but do not boil. Turn off heat and allow to steep, or sit, for 10 minutes, to let the flavors infuse the wine. Add up to another 1/8 cup of sugar based on preference.
• 1/4 cup whole almonds
• 1/4 cup dried apricots, sliced
• 1/2 vanilla bean
• 24 ounces Chardonnay
• 1/8 cup sugar

Toast almonds and apricots in 2 quart saucepan for 1 to 2 minutes or until you smell aromas. Split vanilla bean down the center and add to pan. Add wine and sugar and bring to a steady simmer for 5 minutes, but do not boil. Turn off heat and allow to steep, or sit, for 10 minutes, to let the flavors infuse the wine. Add up to another 1/8 cup of sugar based on preference.



Use a ladle to pour mixture into wine glasses with sugared rims or garnish with cinnamon sticks, orange peel or freshly ground nutmeg.

“The best part is what’s left at the bottom of the glass,” said Lafata. “The wine-soaked fruit and nuts are a delicious ending.”

Warm or cold it is good.

[graciegirl]

Perhaps this idea would serve you well...

Warmth and friendship are hallmarks of the holiday season. This year, welcome your guests with a traditional Italian winter aperitivo, or before-dinner cocktail, of warm wine flavored with a variety of nuts, dried fruits and spices. Or, if you prefer, serve this as an after-dinner beverage with Italian Christmas cookies or panatone, sweet Italian bread.


For red, consider a Chianti, Barbera or Cabernet:

• 24 ounces red wine
• 2 medium plums, quartered and
thinly sliced
• 1/2 pint whole blackberries
• 1/2 teaspoon of fresh nutmeg or 1/8 teaspoon jarred
• 1/4 cup sugar

Combine first three ingredients in 2 quart saucepan. Heat at a steady simmer for 5 minutes, but do not boil. Add cloves, nutmeg and sugar and stir to dissolve. Simmer for 5 more minutes. Turn off heat and allow to steep, or sit, for 10 minutes, to let the flavors infuse the wine.
• 24 ounces red wine
• About 8 chestnuts, cooked and peeled (2 per person)
• 3 fresh, whole cinnamon sticks
• 1/4 teaspoon fresh nutmeg
• 1/8 teaspoon allspice
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 2 teaspoons cognac or Sicilian brandy, optional

Combine first five ingredients in 2 quart saucepan. Heat at a steady simmer for 5 minutes, but do not boil. Add sugar and stir to dissolve. Simmer for 5 more minutes. Turn off heat and allow to steep, or sit, for 10 minutes, to let the flavors infuse the wine. Add up to another 1/4 cup of sugar based on preference, and cognac or brandy, as desired.

For white, Chardonnay is a good choice:

• 1/4 cup whole almonds
• 24 ounces Chardonnay
• 1 teaspoon orange peel, freshly grated (careful to avoid white, bitter pith); or 2 teaspoons orange liqueur
• 1 fresh, whole cinnamon stick
• 1/8 cup sugar

Toast almonds in 2 quart saucepan for 1 to 2 minutes or until you smell aromas. Add remaining four ingredients and bring to a steady simmer for 5 minutes, but do not boil. Turn off heat and allow to steep, or sit, for 10 minutes, to let the flavors infuse the wine. Add up to another 1/8 cup of sugar based on preference.
• 1/4 cup whole almonds
• 1/4 cup dried apricots, sliced
• 1/2 vanilla bean
• 24 ounces Chardonnay
• 1/8 cup sugar

Toast almonds and apricots in 2 quart saucepan for 1 to 2 minutes or until you smell aromas. Split vanilla bean down the center and add to pan. Add wine and sugar and bring to a steady simmer for 5 minutes, but do not boil. Turn off heat and allow to steep, or sit, for 10 minutes, to let the flavors infuse the wine. Add up to another 1/8 cup of sugar based on preference.



Use a ladle to pour mixture into wine glasses with sugared rims or garnish with cinnamon sticks, orange peel or freshly ground nutmeg.

“The best part is what’s left at the bottom of the glass,” said Lafata. “The wine-soaked fruit and nuts are a delicious ending.”

Warm or cold it is good.




Naw. I'll have mine without the fruit and nuts, but thank you most kindly.

[Just Susan]

Aaaawwwwhhh Gracie were is your sense of adventure?

Besides, putting all those fruitty, nutty things in your glass might be the very thing that keeps you sober. It takes up space therefore less alcohol....it works.

That's why I take three olives in my Dirty Martini's. We have to consider these things if there is going to be so much partying when we all finally move in.

[samhass]

Susan, I still have your Dirty Martini Olive mix in my refrigerator. You'd better get back down here and use it before it goes bad!! Does it go bad???

[Just Susan]

:dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow:
I have no idea...it has never lasted long enough to find out!

[Cassie325]

It is Friday at 10:20 am.....anyone up for meeting for lunch at 12noon???????

[samhass]

I was going to clean house. Where did you have in mind?

[Cassie325]

I am suppose to be cleaning too!!!

I am up for anywhere!! Golf cart access though!!

[samhass]

Toojays LSL?

[Cassie325]

GREAT....I have on a bright dark pink shirt....skort with black and dark pink and green leaves/flowers etc.....have short hair....should we say around 12:30....then I can finish up around here!

[samhass]

12:30 is good.

[Cassie325]

See you then.....sent a note to some others....perhaps they will join us!!

[Rokinronda]

LSL? I wish there were more hours in a day, sometimes. I need to do some work on the computer today and the laundry is backed up! KB's tonight! The Spectors are playing and I need to dance. Find me on the dance floor, if you have the notion to do the loco-motion! Have a great lunch!!

[Cassie325]

Oh Ronda....can't make it tonight we have plans oll weekend! Come have lunch...casual...just an hour!! Sssshhh we won't tell anyone you didn't do the laundry!!

[Cassie325]

Had a great lunch yesterday!! Next time we will grab a few more of you!!! We had a great time!!! Samm....give my best to Mr Samm and Bill!!!

[samhass]

Will do, Cassie. It's a shame more of you could not make the impromptu lunch. It was fun!

[Just Susan]

My house is so clean and uncluttered I feel like I am developing OCD. I hope it sells before this becomes a permanent affliction.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/lake21brook/Smileys/23_34_41.gif

[samhass]

You hiring out?????

[Just Susan]

Heck no!!!
I hate housework !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honest!

That is one of the reasons why I liked being a Designer so much. I would design it, build it, make it real purty like, take pictures....then get out before someone messed it up. In my mind all those clients still have brand new perfect projects.

When we get there I will volunteer for the Helping Hands concept, but it will not be anything to do with cleaning. Trust me.

[Cassie325]

Heck no!!!
I hate housework !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honest!

That is one of the reasons why I liked being a Designer so much. I would design it, build it, make it real purty like, take pictures....then get out before someone messed it up. In my mind all those clients still have brand new perfect projects.

When we get there I will volunteer for the Helping Hands concept, but it will not be anything to do with cleaning. Trust me.


I would pay $20 an hour...we only have a 2/2 courtyard villa....not too hard....$60 cash every other week???? Not so bad.....any takers???? SSShhhhh....don't tell Sue!!!
I hate to clean!! We were entertaining today....had to show the house.....Sue was golfing all morning (hard life) and I was cleaning.....I hate clutter...I hate cat hair under the coffee table.....I would have gladly gone to brunch while paying someone else to clean it!!!

[samhass]

Cleanliness equals order equals peace. IMHO.

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Hi, I am back on line again. With my magnetic personality I seem to have problems with computers.

I will not have to clean, cook, shop, do laundry, for the next 15 or 18 days starting September 15th.

I am going to be a Mystery Cruiser for :edit: cruise line. We will be sailing from Copenhagen to NY (if they let us disembark there.)

It will be a very hard life I know, sitting back, enjoying new sites and sounds as I do write up site inspections and other reports. ;)

HB

[Donna]

My house is so clean and uncluttered I feel like I am developing OCD. I hope it sells before this becomes a permanent affliction.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/lake21brook/Smileys/23_34_41.gif


Susan..My Villa is so clean, I told John we CANNOT stay there...LOL

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Donna I know what you mean.

I can clutter up a place so fast it is unreal. I think sometimes it is scary how fast I can clutter a decluttered space.

I am at my worse, or perhaps my best, when I start to clean and declutter. Then I bring things from one room to the next and start decluttering that room before I am finished with the first. At the end of the day, and loooooooooooooooooooooooong hours of work I have cluttered every room I have been in.

Remember one can have a cluttered clean home.

If you do a spell check on this post you will see I have invented some new words to the English Language. ::)

HB

[Barefoot]

My house is so clean and uncluttered I feel like I am developing OCD. I hope it sells before this becomes a permanent affliction. http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/lake21brook/Smileys/23_34_41.gif

Susan, you have my sympathies. It is a lot of work to have your home 100% pristine at all times.

I listed my house in May, and it sold in two weeks! But it was sold conditional on the purchasers selling their home with an escape clause. So it was still available for other purchasers to consider. I swear, it seems like I did nothing but clean house all summer long. Before every showing I made the house look as if no-one lives in it. No small feat with Fireboy, 2 dogs and a cat.

Susan, I've seen pictures of your home and it is a lakefront paradise. Someone is going to fall madly in love with it. It is so unique. Good luck!

[chelsea24]

Susan, I know your pain. We practically lived in the garage for 4 months until our house sold. I saw more bugs in that :edit: garage then I ever saw here in Florida! Bury St. Joseph and good luck to you. chels

[chelsea24]

1rnfl Ronda! What the heck are you talking about???? Are you on the right thread! :a20:

[Rokinronda]

OOPS, how the heck did that happen! :yikes: deleted

[Cassie325]

:'( :'( :o :o


I have to get a root canal done at 3pm today!!! :edit: :edit: :edit: :edit:


I hate my teeth and dentists....I am sure they are very nice....but I can't stand it!

Just looking for a little sympathy! ;D

[Taltarzac]

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[Just Susan]

To all of my friends, (who are, thank goodness secure enough in their charms that I don't have to name you all).

Thank you for your sympathy and understanding. We are now living on the pontoon under the lift cover for shelter.

I had to ban Tom from the house because he just doesn't understand that toilet covers must remain down at all times ("I don't care if you have to go..."), that we must walk lightly on the carpeting, so as not to mess up the vacuum pattern...and of course we are not cooking anymore because then we will have to clean the kitchen again!!

Anyway, I felt sorry for him and his hangdog look, so I moved to the boat with him. Not too bad actually. There is a table and chairs and a grill that attaches to the railings. The bathroom is a bit over the edge, but why not, like the fish don't poo???

We have a TV plugged into the lighter outlet, and the lift cover frame makes a great closet and the clothes help to make sleeping cozier at night...they also seem to confuse the mosquitoes.

Not bad, maybe we won't sell the pontoon with the house, maybe we will just float it down the mighty Mississippi through New Orleans and then head due East. Hmmmmm.

Oh, in case you are wondering, the garage is in the process of becoming a huge garage sale, so we can't live there just yet. Hope it is done before the weather turns cold.

I just re-read that last statement...am I really going to sit there and price all that :edit: or is some deserving charity going to get really lucky next week? I will let you know.

And thanks Bare I am glad you liked it. The house will have its own website by Monday, which I have to go write the copy for right now.

Talk to y'all later.

[Barefoot]

A sense of humor when chaos prevails .. that our Susan!

[renielarson]

I remember back 41 years ago to Sorority Hell Week at my University when I had to push an egg down the sidewalk with my nose.

That is how I'm feeling after my first week back at school.

I have a boy who talks as if he's outside at recess yelling at his friend across the playground. His voice is deafening in the room and I think I need to buy earplugs to save my hearing.

I have a girl who loves to sit behind boys and scratch their neck. Think that sounds relaxing? Not if the scratching leaves 4 inch gouges in the neck!

I have another girl who wants to do whatever she wants to do whenever she wants to do it. She talks, laughs, gets out of her seat, tries to roam the room, and opens her desk and rummages through her papers making crinkling noises while I'm trying to teach.... doh

I have a boy who loves to throw rocks...especially at the backs of heads... :duck:

I have a girl who thinks everyone's locker is her property. She loves to open the lockers, put trash inside, close them...then blame her act on being an "accident".

I have a girl who never knows how she is getting home...not sure if she is to ride the bus or if her mom is picking her up. The problem is...she never knows until we are lined up ready to go home and there's only minutes to figure it out! (I got this one nipped in the bud with a call to mom...no more games with me!)

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY and the first week is over!

[Cassie325]

I remember back 41 years ago to Sorority Hell Week at my University when I had to push an egg down the sidewalk with my nose.

That is how I'm feeling after my first week back at school.

I have a boy who talks as if he's outside at recess yelling at his friend across the playground. His voice is deafening in the room and I think I need to buy earplugs to save my hearing.

I have a girl who loves to sit behind boys and scratch their neck. Think that sounds relaxing? Not if the scratching leaves 4 inch gouges in the neck!

I have another girl who wants to do whatever she wants to do whenever she wants to do it. She talks, laughs, gets out of her seat, tries to roam the room, and opens her desk and rummages through her papers making crinkling noises while I'm trying to teach.... doh

I have a boy who loves to throw rocks...especially at the backs of heads... :duck:

I have a girl who thinks everyone's locker is her property. She loves to open the lockers, put trash inside, close them...then blame her act on being an "accident".

I have a girl who never knows how she is getting home...not sure if she is to ride the bus or if her mom is picking her up. The problem is...she never knows until we are lined up ready to go home and there's only minutes to figure it out! (I got this one nipped in the bud with a call to mom...no more games with me!)

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY and the first week is over!






I will just say MANY prayers for you!!!! GOOD thoughts only coming your way!!!!

[chelsea24]

awww Bright. Keep Christmas in mind and one more school year and you'll be a Frog! YEAH! 040

[Barefoot]

Bright, sounds like you have a real challenge ahead!. It takes special angels to be teachers. Obviously you have the Right Stuff!

[Rokinronda]

>:( OH DEAR!!! Don't they know summer is over? I know you will have complete control in no time. My friend in RI had a similar nightmare class and within 2 weeks they knew who the boss was and things got much, much better. That class ended up being her favorite of her past 15 years teaching! Have faith!!