[ribil]

Here's a new club I have started; The "Roy's La-Z-Boy Club". It's primarily for men, but many women have joined as well. The suggested daily meeting time is approximately 2 to 3 PM. You participate by getting in your favorite recliner at that time a take a 30 to 60 minute "meeting". Our members report a new energy after each meeting and our numbers are growing rapidly. Here's your chance to get in on the ground floor and be a charter member of the new La-Z-Boy Club. After 30 days in the club, you are eligible (at your own expense) to have a shirt and/or hat embroidered with the words "Have you taken your meeting today?"
Pass the word that Roy's La-Z-Boy Club is open for new members!

[skyguy79]

What's new about this club? I've not only been a member of it for decades, but I've also been it's president!