Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Tips for the Ladies
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b**ch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... and a wedge of lime...and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend! |
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Re: Tips for the Ladies
Cute post Bright! :bigthumbsup:
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Laughter and Light, Chelsea |
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Re: Tips for the Ladies
Great post Bright, I loved it!
Chels Im dying to tickle your hamsters tummy!
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Re: Tips for the Ladies
I particularly like #7, 8, and 10. ;D
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