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Happy BD, BritParrothead.

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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Old 08-08-2012, 09:38 AM
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!
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Happy Happy Birthday Brit!
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:14 PM
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Thank you so much. I have had a wonderful day so far, now for dinner and drinks overlooking the sea
p.s love the joke
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Happy Birthday, Brit... enjoy the sea... obviously, you are not here in TV right now. Hope the weather is good!!!
Enjoy your day!
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Kathie, what can I say about English summertime??? Well, it has been wet, and windy and warm BUT Thursday, we are getting the sun back YIPPEE Husband is taking us for a picnic. I love summer picnics!! By a castle and ovelooking the sea! Bliss
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Brit, I hope your birthday was extra special!
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Old 08-10-2012, 06:56 AM
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Thank you all. It was wonderful!!
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Hey there, Brit! Sorry I missed your birthday. Sounds like you had a great celebration. If you'd been here we would have celebrated on the Square with all our friends! Happy Belated Birthday, my friend!
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Old 08-10-2012, 08:22 AM
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Renie, thank you so much. I did think of you all while we were watching the boats coming and going. Will send photos later As they say, 'this time next year'......................
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