[Cisco Kid]

This kind of stuff happens when I help out.

A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says: "Can I help?" She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil." No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...

[billethkid]

I know that guy!!

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

This kind of stuff happens when I help out.

A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says: "Can I help?" She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil." No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...

[Ecuadog]

Excellent.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

This kind of stuff happens when I help out.
A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says: "Can I help?" She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil." No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...

Cisco, come clean my keyboard ... your post made me spit coffee all over it.

[DougB]

If a man says something in the forest and a woman is not around, is he still wrong?

[skyguy79]

Not only did he peel half of them, but it looks like he also peeled them half fast too! { huh?}

Originally Posted by Barefoot

Cisco, come clean my keyboard ... your post made me spit coffee all over it.

Naughty boy Cisco... naughty boy! I wouldn't be surprised if Barefoot gives you a spanking too!

[DougB]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

Not only did he peel half of them, but it looks like he also peeled them half fast too! { huh?}

May have peeled the wrong half as well.

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by DougB

May have peeled the wrong half as well.

Which half was it supposed to be? Right half, left half, top half or bottom half?
Inquiring minds want to know!

[mgjim]

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

This kind of stuff happens when I help out.

A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says: "Can I help?" She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil." No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...

I don't know...looks right to me.

[ettojr]

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

This kind of stuff happens when I help out.

A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says: "Can I help?" She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil." No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...

Love it!

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

This kind of stuff happens when I help out.

A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says: "Can I help?" She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil." No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...

Hence, the bumper sticker., "GOd made the world in seven days and rested, Then he created woman and no man has rested since".

The battle of the sexes will be won by neither side, there is too much fraternizing".

My best friend Bobby, (aka, Felix Ungar), cooks most of the time and cleans the house. His wife still complains about him, and when talking to her, she will finally admit, he does a lot.

Fortunately, they will be married for the rest of their lives. Great couple, who will help people.

[redwitch]

Originally Posted by DougB

If a man says something in the forest and a woman is not around, is he still wrong?

Next silly question.

[pooh]

And it' not just confined to humans.....

[DougB]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!

The husband, typically male romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet.
Please advise."