[chuck90199]

Ever have “one of those days?” Try this... it might make you feel better about your life.


Stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is this statement: “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.”

HAVE A NICE DAY.

[Ecuadog]

Does J&J make condoms?

[Kenswing]

What's the difference between am oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?













































The taste..

[BK001]

Aaarrrrrggggggh!

[Mrs. Robinson]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

What's the difference between am oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?





The taste..

I almost missed the answer.

Unfortunately, I didn't.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Ecuadog

Does J&J make condoms?

BwAHAHAHA!

[ColdNoMore]

Originally Posted by chuck90199

Ever have “one of those days?” Try this... it might make you feel better about your life.


Stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is this statement: “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.”

HAVE A NICE DAY.

A perfect reminder, if one tends to wallow in their own self-pity...that things could always be worse.