Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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A blonde goes into Dunkin and notices there is a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup.
So, she peels it off and starts screaming, “I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!” The waitress says, “That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.” But the blonde keeps screaming, “I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!” Hearing the noise, the manager comes over and says, “Miss, I'm sorry but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.” The blonde says, “No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!” She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads... “WIN A BAGEL.” |
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That's funny.
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I know her.
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Hmmm. Are there no dumb brunettes?
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514 N. US Hwy 27/441, Lady Lake, FL 352-674-9000 |
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LI SNOWBIRD LI, Tall Trees "Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet." Plato |
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