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Old 12-26-2024, 01:43 PM
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three months, later she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men
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Old 12-26-2024, 02:11 PM
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Ha. Funny story with so many lessons:

-Don't count your chickens...
-Have the cash in your hand before you start spending it.
-Don't disclose financial info to strangers.
-Don't trust women you don't know (or men either for that matter).
-Date in your own league.

But it's really kind of nonsensical. No guy in their right mind would decide he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. Super rich guys have women flocking to them and you can have a lovely time without marrying them and giving up half your assets (ask Jeff Bezos if you don't believe me).
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Old 12-26-2024, 03:24 PM
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Ha. Funny story with so many lessons:

-Don't count your chickens...
-Have the cash in your hand before you start spending it.
-Don't disclose financial info to strangers.
-Don't trust women you don't know (or men either for that matter).
-Date in your own league.

But it's really kind of nonsensical. No guy in their right mind would decide he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. Super rich guys have women flocking to them and you can have a lovely time without marrying them and giving up half your assets (ask Jeff Bezos if you don't believe me).
Yeah- he's not going to marry her. At least not without an ironclad prenup. She (and Kimberly Guilfoyle) are looking more and more like Caitlin Jenner every day. Plastic surgery does not age well.
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Old 12-26-2024, 04:28 PM
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…But it's really kind of nonsensical…
Imagine that…a nonsensical joke‼️🤪
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Old 12-27-2024, 08:03 AM
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That was great. Thanks for the morning laugh.
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