The 50 States, if they were actually people in a bar.

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Old 07-29-2015, 06:05 AM
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Default The 50 States, if they were actually people in a bar.

The 50 States Of America If They Were Actually People In A Bar. California Is Perfect.
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Don't know about the rest of you but they nailed Kentucky!
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Very funny.
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So true.Very funny.
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Interesting and mostly true
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Wait a minute. I used to have oneathem UGA trucker hats.
How 'bout them Dawgs!
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New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

I would like to see Chris Christie in a wifebeater and track pants..
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New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

I would like to see Chris Christie in a wifebeater and track pants..
Ew!
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Texas is definitely true--that's what we Texans would do.

And whoever came up with this must have Floridian connections, given the Publix reference.
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Great fun Gracie...thanks for the Sunday giggle.
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New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

I would like to see Chris Christie in a wifebeater and track pants..
I WOULDN'T! Good Lord, just the conjuring of the vision hurts my eyes. And snorting my wine out of my nose didn't help either!
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Old 08-02-2015, 08:12 PM
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New York is an Italian businessman, wearing an expensive suit, with a perfect haircut and slicked back hair. He is talking down to New Jersey, like a father talking to a son, and he's drinking scotch.

I want to see Donald Trump with slicked back hair instead of slicked forward hair.
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