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Old 11-28-2023, 09:13 AM
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.

The doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, “I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. “I have a older friend, much like yourself, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and said 'bang, bang.' Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?”

The 86-year-old said, “I'd say somebody else pumped the bullets into that beaver.”

The doctor replied... “My point exactly.”
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Old 11-28-2023, 09:26 AM
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.

The doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, “I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. “I have a older friend, much like yourself, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and said 'bang, bang.' Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?”

The 86-year-old said, “I'd say somebody else pumped the bullets into that beaver.”

The doctor replied... “My point exactly.”
Heh. Good one.

"Beaver", of course, being a completely random unintentional choice of words...(?)
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Old 11-28-2023, 09:38 AM
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Heh. Good one.

"Beaver", of course, being a completely random unintentional choice of words...(?)
Could of used the word "fox" with similar results....
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Old 11-28-2023, 11:08 AM
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Ohhhh... Now you tell me.
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Old 11-28-2023, 04:08 PM
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"...I tell ya, my doctor said I should go for a 5 mile every day for a week, I called him on Sunday and said doc I'm 35 miles from home!"
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