I Play Golf! I Play Golf! - Talk of The Villages Florida

I Play Golf!

Closed Thread
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 06-29-2010, 08:34 PM
islandgal's Avatar
islandgal islandgal is offline
Eternal Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Mallory Square
Posts: 1,139
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default I Play Golf!

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles
apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.

Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.
I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you
a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf. I read about golf. I watch golf on TV.
In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too;
but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that about the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added.

"You know, it's probably just because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."
__________________
Richmond,VA - Martinsville, VA - Hilton Head Island, SC - Mallory Square

Rescuing one cat may not change the world, BUT for that one cat, the whole world will change.
  #2  
Old 06-29-2010, 08:39 PM
bkcunningham1 bkcunningham1 is offline
Sage
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 4,484
Thanks: 28
Thanked 17 Times in 8 Posts
Default

Ha, ha, ha...I read it to my husband. He said that had to be the only answer. "What else could it be," he said.
Oh islandgal I loved that one.
Closed Thread


You are viewing a new design of the TOTV site. Click here to revert to the old version.

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:10 AM.