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Old 12-15-2011, 01:11 PM
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A 40 year married Villages couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.
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Old 12-15-2011, 02:11 PM
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A 40 year married Villages couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.
Certainly worth a chuckle........Thanks
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:04 PM
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Thanks! Hope you don't mind, I borrowed it. My husband has a facebook page for the dental office, and, since he's known for his jokes I have started putting some on the site for his patients to read.
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