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George's new neighbors always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but that he may be 10 minutes late.

On Saturday morning, George was there at exactly 10:00 a.m. He golfed right-handed and won the round. Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but that he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs left-handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 10 minutes late and then always winning the round, golfing either left- or right-handed.

The other residents are getting tired of this, and decide to ask him what the deal is. They say, "George, every Saturday you say you may be 10 minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf either right-handed or left-handed, and always win. What's up with that?"

George replies, "Well, I am a very superstitious guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left-handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right-handed.''

"Well," one of the neighbors questioned, "What happens if she is lying on her back?'' George replies, "Then I am 10 minutes late."