[Mikeod]

It all began with an iPhone . . .
In March, my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
In July, I celebrated my birthday and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.
September came along so for her birthday I got my wife an iRon.
Of course, the iRon is used for ironing my shirts.
It was around about then that the fight started . . . What my wife clearly failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I am in recovery now and they tell me I should be out of the hospital in 3 to 4 weeks... iHurt!

[PylutDood]

...and those flying IRon's can leave a nasty mark.