Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Being A Senior
Yesterday my son e-mailed me asking why I
didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around playing on my computer is not a good thing?" I asked. Talking about "doing-something-useful Mom" seems to be his favorite topic of conversation. He was "only thinking of me", he said and suggested that I go down to the Colony Rec Center and hang out with the ladies. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on him. I e-mailed him and told him that I had joined a Parachute Club. He replied, "Are you nuts? You are over 60 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told him that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to him. He immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!" The line went quiet and his friend picked up the phone and said that my son had fainted. Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun. |
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Luv it.
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