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Old 02-10-2008, 11:13 PM
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True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
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I'm supposed to be working on my part of the taxes so we can get down to TV in March. so why am I sitting here trying to stifle my laughter so my husband won't hear?
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Another Linda and Donna--you're my two biggest fans.

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""""Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring."""

1rnfl 1rnfl :yikes: 1rnfl 1rnfl :yikes:
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Admit me to your fan base please. I avidly look for your new jokes on daily basis. This one is definitely your best yet.

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Maybe, he had a really large wedding ring finger? But, if you have large fingers, you supposedly have .... :joke:
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Tal, we really think alike. I was going to say the same thing but thought it might be considered too risque...... and since I'm so shy, :redface: :redface: :redface:
I decided not to post it.

But.... you have a very good point... except, isn't it the shoe size that's the indicator?? :dontknow:

Oops, Kathie :redface:
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