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Old 03-05-2013, 01:30 PM
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Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and
they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts
$2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each."






Bubba says to his pal, " Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these,


take 'em back to Mississippi , sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.


Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think


we're ignorant and won't wanna sell that stuff to us.







Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Mississippi ."







They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits


at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at


$2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."






The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Mississippi , ain't ya?"






"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry cleaners"

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Old 03-05-2013, 02:33 PM
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Punch line seems to be missing.
Allow me, please.

"Because this is a dry cleaners"
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:24 PM
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Punch line seems to be missing.
Allow me, please.

"Because this is a dry cleaners"
Thank you as I didn't get it.
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Dry cleaning ?
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:20 PM
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Punch line seems to be missing.
Allow me, please.

"Because this is a dry cleaners"
ooops, Thanks Kayaker
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