[redwitch]

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK...... My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

[nONIE]

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

My two sister-in- laws are nuns! Should I tell them this joke? LOL

They both have a wonderful sense of humor.

[Rokinronda]

Thanks Red! Great joke!!!! I appreciate the humor! 1rnfl Nonie, how lucky you are to have Nuns in the family with a sense of humor!!! Whats better than that??!! 1rnfl 1rnfl

[nONIE]

Your so right Ronda, it doesnt get much better then that. They even Rode on engr. guys Harley a few years ago. It was quite a sight!! LOL And when your looking for some pretty intense prayers, they are right there for you.