[Muncle]

UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

[handieman]

1rnfl

Handie :joke:

[chelsea24]

1rnfl 1rnfl Wow! That study is exactly correct! :bigthumbsup:

[nONIE]

No further studies are needed!

The veils of attraction are pulled from our eyes at those stressful times and we can see what you men are really like!!! evil6

[samhass]

Speaking of males and females.....




HIS AND HER DIARIES!
HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior.

I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed...
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep...I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

[Boomer]

Sam,

You nailed it.

Boomer

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Sam -

Originally Posted by Boomer BeBack

Sam,

You nailed it.

Boomer

It is amazing how our (change that to my) mind works.

HB

[graciegirl]

There's not a guy in the world that is cute after twelve o'clock at night.

[samhass]

Gracie, that's funny ;D.