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Four friends have been going on the same golf trip to Myrtle Beach for 15 years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him, he isn't going this year.
Ron's pals are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three remaining friends arrive at MB to find Ron already sitting in their condo. Golf clubs are in the hallway and shoes are shined and ready to play.
"Jeez, Ron, how long have you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you come?" the friends asked.
"Well, I've been here since this morning... because yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and covered my eyes. She told me to not peek and to follow her to our bedroom. When we got to the bedroom, she uncovered my eyes and she was wearing a brand new sexy neglige, there were candles lit and rose petals all over the floor. There were handcuffs attached to the bed and she told me to tie her up.... which I did... then she proceeded to tell me that I could do whatever I wanted....."

"And here I am!"