Whalen!! HAHAHAHAHA!
 

TMI! TMI! Too Much Information! HAHAHAHA! :1rotfl::1rotfl:

OH! Was this supposed to be a caption??? :shocked: :a20:

No, Timmy! A car does not make a good treehouse.
 

Getting it down was the real problem. But you really wonder how Timmy and his friends got it up in there in the first place.

Hahaha!
 

This is the strangest picture. Tal, that's cute. :laugh:

Lazy Sunday Pic!
 

How many of these cookies can...
 

... competitive eaters Takeru Kobayashi, Joey Chestnut, Sonya Thomas, Carlene LeFevre, or Natsuko Sone eat in a minute? I am SURE I can beat any of them.

So close and yet so far! If only my tongue was just a half an inch longer!!!!

Okay - I'll start my diet on Monday.

Yeah!
 

Nonie! You got another one up! :laugh:

Conn, isn't that what we all say in TV! :laugh::laugh:

Yep,

Sometimes i get lucky, and sometimes I dont.:cryin2:

Here's a new picture.... Caption away!!!

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...caption209.jpg

Hahaha!
 

07! hahahaha! :laugh::laugh: OK... I give! Where's the picture???:shrug::1rotfl:

Chels...can you see it now? I originally did it as a copy/paste from an email....looked fine to me; I have now converted it to a photobucket image.


OK, here's my caption....

Bessie wanted to be sure she was first in line at Katie Belle's on the night Rocky and the Rollers were playing.... she's gonna dance the night away and perhaps steal off into the dark with Capt Midnight.

George Burns returns to earth as a woman named Gracie.
 

Or, what George Burns might have looked like after a trip to Trinidad, Colorado.

Cough, cough, 'scuse me . . .
 

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...caption209.jpg

Well, I guess I'm a "what have you done for me lately?" kinda goyle!

I know you think this looks good, big guy, but just wait 'til ya see my tramp stamp.

Hahahaha!
 

07 this is a great picture for captioning. Boomer! At the risk of sounding, duh!, what is a tramp stamp??? Hahaha! :laugh:

Chels,

A tramp stamp is what those tattoos are called that are on the lower back, right in the middle, kind of at the waist or a little below maybe. (Hold on. I will go look in the mirror. I can't remember where mine is exactly.) KIDDING! Anyway, they are big tattoos, located to show in between a short top and low-riding jeans or shorts. Just "lovely" as you can well imagine. I guess you don't see them much in TV, huh. Yet........

Boomer

Wow, am I out of it???
 

Boomer, thanks for the info. You'd think I would know that having a daughter, but thank God, she's not into tats. However, I will now know what terminology to use if it ever crosses her mind! ;)

OK, I guess the pet elephant can't sit in the back seat of this vehicle!

Midge decided to spruce up her outfit for Valentine's Day, so she put a red bow on top of her head. Homer is bound to notice her now!

Hey, Boomer, I have some suggested wording for tramp stamps, but nobody will listen to me. I better not post them here.

And, oh, yes, I have a suggested forehead tattoo text. Never mind.

Now, back on topic with those captions. I don't want Chelsea angry with me.

So Mr. Tony, I assume you mean that tattoo should say "TOTV." Now there's an advertising idea.

Boomer

Yea! That's it! Talk of The Villages!

I know I should have had a career in advertising.

Boomer

Beep! Beep! Beep! Sound the alarm!
 

SS, You always crack me up! Barb too! Two of my most favorite very funny ladies!

Now, I have to take Mr. T, our own Tony, to task! :police: Yes! For hijacking this thread. You obviously have heard of the kitten growl. Grrrrrrrrr...... just a warning.

hmm... a forehead tattoo for Tony. What should it be? What should it be???
I think your posters should chime in on this one! :icon_wink:

I already made my hubby promise to put on my tombstone "What the hell are you looking at!" Thought it might shake up the peeps that go around reading headstones. :1rotfl:

Tony, how about "Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin."? A little long??? :laugh:

Chels,

he'd need a big head for that one!!! LOL

What's this? Look! Omigosh! Look at the time! Why its time to get back on topic.

Who took this off topic?

New Picture!
 

That Bud was filling.
 

"Where there's life, there's Bud."

Ahhhh, To My Beloved Valentine,

"A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou beside me singing" on my lily pad, 'til croak do us part.

Boomer

Uh-Oh...
 

Boomer! I think Tony's calling you out... I'm hiding. :read:

If I only knew all that fun last night would lead to this...