"If you like my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know!"
(as sung by Rod Stewart)

Love huurts...............love huuurts.............

Really now,
Thank You Chelsea:bowdown:,
This is the best!
Even if I don't have a caption I check in every day for my daily:1rotfl:
Love seeing that some peeps still have a sense of humor.
:a040:

Great Fun!
 

Oh Whalen, you're quite welcome, but I'm having just as much fun, if not more, than you guys are. Everyone is so clever! And your disappearing tigers were a hoot! Keep it up everyone! Thanks! :laugh:

Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey.

plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!

New pic!
 

Hey there studmuffin.... we need a 4th for our bowling team. You wanna join us???

or...

Dang, this "real" bowling is a lot tougher than my Wii!!!

or....

Somebody told us we could use our Halloween pumpkins here at the Fiesta Bowl.

or...

uh oh, I don't think I can stand up straight again

Now, throw the ball...
 

...at Osama bin Laden's head and/or balls.

Or, the exercise Nazi from the Laurel Manor pool has this new one of carrying around a bowling ball for 45 minutes and lifting it 10 times a minute.

Powerless in Cincinnati
 

Yesterday morning, I left a Valentine Day caption underneath that frog, that frog who looks to me like he has "The Look of Love" in his eyes.

And then I left. And then I returned in late afternoon. And then, and then, I looked in at TOTV, only to find that, once again, Mr. Tony is besmirching English majors. And, and, and, I saw that Kathie is joining Mr. Tony's posse, and Chelsea points out Mr. Tony's misguided theories and then ducks.

So there I was. In front of my computer. Searching the recesses of my winter-weary brain. Trying to come up with a comeback. A comeback full of pith and vinegar.

And that is when the power went out. High, howling winds in Cincinnati. And it stayed out until late last night. There I was. Powerless to defend English majors. Powerless in Cincinnati.

And this morning, I got nuthin' so far for those bowling ladies. Alas.

Yesterday, I, the suspected English major, wrote a caption about eternal love. Mr. Tony, the math & science geek, wrote one about...... wellllll........ I guess it was about puke. What can I say?

Boomer

Hahahaha! Bare!
 

OMG! Bare, that is so funny because I was going to put that down too! Wow, it's either two great minds think alike, or two warped minds think alike! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

psssttttt... Bare, guess which one is off in the wrong direction!:a20:

I'll give you a hint. It starts with and "N" and ends with a "onie"! Thank God there's not a tree behind her! Hahahah!

uhummmm!

I beg you alls pardon!

Bowling backwards takes skill and accuracy, so does backing up into a tree!

Try it sometime, its not eassy peasy!!:undecided:

Nonie Macaroni!
 

And, yet, you make it look so easy! HAHAHA! :1rotfl: awwww, :kiss: Big kiss for Nonie! We love you sweetie.

What are you laughing at Kathie! If you weren't in the ladies room straightening your bubuska, you'd be in that picture too! :laugh:

Do you see those frumpy looking women two lanes down? Do you see what they are wearing? I know that we would not be caught dead wearing those hideous bowling shirts.

Boomer

New Picture for Captioning!
 

I knew those yoga classes would pay off.

Has anybody spotted this retired Radio City Rockette in The Villages yet?

Boomer

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I knew I lost my ankle bracelet! My good glasses are missing too.

I am going to outrun Madelaine “Tiny” Cazel and Phyllis Kluft of the Villages...
 

...if it is the last thing I do.

Hahahaha!
 

OMG! I love waking up to all of these funny captions! It never hurts to start the day with a smile. :laugh:

The bowling class they took through TV taught them everything they needed to know about bowling, except the concept of taking turns!

It's a good thing she decided to wear shorts today!

What the hail are you staring at???? I bet you werent the splits champion for 1937!!!!:eek:

Huh?
 

Shin shinminy Shin shinminy Shin Shin Shireee.....My shin is as close as a shin ought to beeeeeee..............

:pepper2:

This year I'm going to win the Pole Dancing competition!

Not just be runner-up for the 50th time. :cus:

Whoops!

I will show some leg and...
 

...I am sure that my hitchhiking will pay off with a ride.

Picture of the Day! Captions please.
 

Yeah, she cleaned out everything I had, stuffed it in her pouch, took little Joey, and hopped right out of my life. Next thing I know, I get notice to show up in some kangaroo court. So keep 'em comin', bartender. I know it's early, but I gotta get through Valentine's Day some way.

Boomer

:beer3: Cheers to you Boomer, that was very clever and funny!!

They did not have Foster's Lager...
 

...here in Perth, Australia, and I am stuck with this dreadful Bud!
Make my day, this Bud's FOR YOU.

Funny, Villages07.
 

What is also funny is that Fosters is Australian for beer pretty much outside of Australia. It is not very popular nor even findable down under. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foster%27s_Lager

O Boomer, Boomer, Boomer too funny.:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: