[CarolSells]

A man and a wife were out celebrating New Year's Eve in The Villages last year. It was a happy occasion because they were both celebrating their 65th birthdays. Just after their drink order arrived, Poof, a genie appeared at their table!

She said, "Wow, thirty years together and you both survived and are 65. That's so rare. I'm going to grant each of you a special wish.

The wife spoke up first. "Oooh, I'd really like to take a cruise around the world. We've never taken the time to do that". Tickets instantly appeared on their table.

Husband was next. "Well", he said as he sheepishly looked down, "At my age what I'd really like for my b'day is to be with a woman who is 30 years younger than me". Poof! "Wish granted" said the genie "You're 95"!

[Schaumburger]

Funny

[jblum315]

Ouch!