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After a very busy, tiring day at the office, the young woman settled down in
her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed the station.

As the train started rolling, the guy sitting next to her pulled out
his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice.
“Hi sweetheart, it’s Eric, I’m on the train.
Yes, I know it’s six thirty and not four thirty like I told you.
I had a long meeting.
No, honey, not with that floozy from the accounts office, with the boss.
No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life.
Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart” etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
The woman sitting next to him, who was obviously annoyed by his continuous loud blabbing, yelled:
”Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!”

Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer.