Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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What could happen if you forget to put on your glasses when you brush your teeth. I'm just sayin'........
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That reminds me of the newlywed husband who confused KY Jelly with window putty...............that's right, his windows fell out.
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I used Preparation H once.
It did not work. I ate the whole tube. I might as well have shoved it up my ,,,,,,,,,,, ![]()
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I can remember once when I was a kid my Dad brushed his teeth using my Brylcream hair product. It was the same red and white color as Colgate toothpaste. He was really ****ed at ME... I asked him if he had his glasses on? Nope.
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This is a great thread. Reminds me of a day, quite a few years ago, I had finished styling my hair and had it looking exactly the way I wanted, and I reached for the hair spray on the counter to make sure it stayed in place. Lo and behold, I grabbed the can of furniture polish instead of hairspray, I'm sure you can imagine my reaction to this mistake...
![]() No, I didn't have my glasses on, but the cans looked nothing alike, so have no idea why this happened. Just too much in a hurry.
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One of my friends did the reverse in the middle of the night - got up to apply some Prep H, and when she went back to bed, she suddenly felt a "minty fresh" sensation in an unexpected place!
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YOU guys ain't right.
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