Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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A golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. >> >> "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?" >> "Jim," he replied. >> >> "Jim forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later." >> >> "That's mighty nice of you," Jim answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." >> >> "Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted. >> She was very pretty and persuasive. >> "Well okay," Jim finally agreed, >> And added, "but my wife won't like it." >> >> After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Jim thanked his host. >> "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset." >> >> "Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know anything. By the way, where is she?" >> >> "Under the cart!" >> |
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