Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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![]() You see…it even happens to royalty. So, as Benjamin Franklin said, “fart proudly, young man…fart proudly”. Did Phillip fart? Yes...and he probably does all the time. What the heck, he's almost ninety, and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you want to! The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face! ![]() A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces . From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget...... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
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Lexington MA, Chelmsford MA, Nashua NH, The Villages, Florida Most people walk in and out of your life, but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. "Being kind is more important than being right." By Andy Rooney |
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Gives another meaning to the term "The King's Speech".
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Call me immature, but nothing makes me laugh out loud like a good fart joke Hey Barb, Don't think I ever heard that lyrical poem before, good one. BTW I think our good friend Boomer enjoys a little fart levity on occasion. ![]() ![]()
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Count me in on the bathroom humor.
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haha very funny!
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LI SNOWBIRD LI, Tall Trees "Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet." Plato |
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Godness - Charles looks older than his father! What is Camilla doing to him?
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Tappahannock Va.; Richmond Va.; Durham N.C.; NYC; Mamaroneck, NY; Ft. Lauderdale and Miami, Fl.; Mamaroneck again; Rye, Port Chester, White Plains NY;Hemingway Village |
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NEVER trust a fart! Maybe he got lucky.
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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