[Mikeod]

A guy goes to a doctor’s office and says he needs help because he thinks he’s a moth. The doctor tells him he came to the wrong type of doctor and the type of doctor he needs is a psychiatrist and there is one just down the block. The guy answers, "I know. I was heading to the psychiatrist but your light was on."

[Midge538]

Originally Posted by mikeod

A guy goes to a doctor’s office and says he needs help because he thinks he’s a moth. The doctor tells him he came to the wrong type of doctor and the type of doctor he needs is a psychiatrist and there is one just down the block. The guy answers, "I know. I was heading to the psychiatrist but your light was on."

: - ) Cute.

So the Doctor says to the guy, "Wait a sec, I'll make a quick call to see if they are busy at the Psychiatrists office." He calls the Psychiatrists office and asks the secretary if they are busy. The secretary replies, "Whew, it's a madhouse down here!"

[Taltarzac725]

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

[Pturner]

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No habla ingles.’

[another Linda]

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office shaking his head from side to side saying, "Wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee." Psychiatrist says, "You're too tents!"

[Midge538]

A patient walks into a Psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm invisible." The Psychiatrist nervously looks around and says, "OMG, who said that!"

[Taltarzac725]

Had a fellow student at Denver U. who was also getting an advanced degree in Librarianship and Information Management.

She required other students to keep an open seat next to her because she had a "friend" who was visiting with her on and off. No one else could see this "friend" but her.

Never heard if she ever got a job but I will bet she did get her Ph.D. in Librarianship as even if she was certifiable in one respect (mental health); she was more certifiable in yet another (the $ she would pay to get her Ph. D degree). She was not a danger to anyone nor to herself.

Of course, none of us fellow students were brave enough to test the theory of her harmlessness by sitting in the seat she insisted was already occupied.