Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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This retired engineer and marketer really enjoyed these.
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-------------------------------------------- Mike Village of Marsh Bend -------------------------------------------- We live in interesting times -------------------------------------------- |
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Engineer joke
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I think you meant to write at the punch line..."Where in Heaven are you going to get a lawyer" |
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These are great. Thanks for the morning chuckle.
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To the common construction worker, who the f drank half my beer?
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The royal french engineer was in line behind the King and Queen waiting to get beheaded in the guillotine. The guillotine blade abruptly stopped before chopping off the King's head. Per French tradition, when beheading fails the King was released and his life was spared. Same thing happened to the Queen, the blade stopped before cutting off her head. The Queen's life was therefore spared. The engineer, carefully observing all of this happening says to the executioner, "I see the problem, the blade is hitting on this bent track." Sure enough the executioner fixed the track and placed the engineer's neck in the yoke. Slice, bump, bump, bump!!
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Engineer Joke #1
I'd have been an engineer but I couldn't handle the math.
So as a journalist I have to be literal and ask if the original punchline was mangled and the Devil should have said to God: "OK, but where IN HEAVEN are you going to find a lawyer?" Just saying... |
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A man married a woman who had been married 25 years and was now a widow. On their honeymoon night, she said to him,
"please be gentle, I am a virgin." The surprised groom said.. "but, but.. you were married 25 years! How could you possibly still be a virgin??" His wife replied "My husband was a Bell Labs engineer, and each night he'd sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good our sex life was going to be in the very near future." (caveat - I worked for AT&T for 30+ years in engineering and plant management, this tale was a jab at our Bell Labs brothers) |
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