[Ralphy]

My older brother was on the operating room table awaiting surgery. He had insisted thar his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. as he was about to receive anesthesia, he asked to talk to his son. Yes dad, what is it? Don’t be nervous and remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.

[JohnN]

Now that's frightening!