[GrayGoose]

The First Truly Useful Golf Book

Includes the following chapters:

1. How to properly line up your fourth putt.

2. How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist off the tee.

3. How to avoid the water when you lay 8 in the bunker.

4. How to get more distance off the shank.

5. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.

6. Crying and how to handle it.

7. Proper excuses for drinking beer before 10 a.m.

8. How to rationalize a 6-hour round.

9. How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.

10. Why your "significant other" doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.

11. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.

12. How to relax when you are hitting 3 off the tee.

13. When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.

14. Re-gripping your ball retriever.