[Sidney Lanier]

"Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a liberal, who wishes to replace them with others." --AMBROSE BIERCE

"A liberal is a man who lives the room when the fight begins." --HEYWOOD BROUN

"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them." --LENNY BRUCE

"Liberal: A power worshipper without power." --GEORGE ORWELL

"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment." --WILLIS PLAYER

"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel." --ROBERT FROST

"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned." --DICK GREGORY

[SteveZ]

and as quoted by many:

A conservative is a liberal who got mugged, and

a liberal is a conservative who got arrested.

[Sidney Lanier]

Very well put, SteveZ, thanks! '-)

[Rokinronda]

Steve! Love it!!

[JUREK]

Steve & Sid:
You guys are right on . :bigthumbsup: