Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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![]() One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't' let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow' |
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Bronx ♫ Los Angeles ♫ Hadley, Sept. 08 and then the beautiful village of Mallory Square 2014 ♫ A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ![]() (For those who know me) I consider ON TIME to be when I get there..... |
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Now thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL
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Johhny, I thought for sure you were going to say that you have underwear older than MikeG.
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That's not hard to do, Sam! No offense Mike, but you are still a baby! Be happy though, you'll blink and be hitting 60!!
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Bronx ♫ Los Angeles ♫ Hadley, Sept. 08 and then the beautiful village of Mallory Square 2014 ♫ A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ![]() (For those who know me) I consider ON TIME to be when I get there..... |
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![]() ![]() "Some People Live An Entire Lifetime and Wonder If They Have Ever Made a Difference In The World, The Marines Don't Have That Problem" "Semper Fi" "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous" Albert Einstein |
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