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Old 04-10-2008, 01:02 PM
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you
to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, Bitch
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:44 PM
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To this I say....God Bless America....that was hysterical!!!!
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Old 04-11-2008, 12:33 PM
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LOOOOOved It. Sent it to everyone I know and claimed it as my own.
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Old 04-12-2008, 04:39 AM
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1rnfl Good one Donna. I'm sending it on. :bigthumbsup:
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