[TheVillageChicken]

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After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down."


They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the
parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.


She's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized she was right.


The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.


Then I made the most difficult call of all to my wife:

"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."


There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard her voice.

"Are you kidding me?" She barked, "I dropped you off!"


Now it was my turn to be silent.

Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."


She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"


Welcome to
the golden
years..............