[bestmickey]

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no problem, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

(I guess this could also be titled "Cheap Date".)

[KathieI]

Mickey, this is hysterical. Love this joke. Thanks, Kathie

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Mickey this is cute. Thanks for posting it.

HB

[bestmickey]

You're both welcome!

[SteveFromNY]

That's really a funny story!

Funny. :joke: :bigthumbsup:

[JohnN]

LOLOL ;D

[nONIE]

We really have to watch our pennies as we age, living on a fixed income can be tough. LOL

[RCT]

Someone will see that, and write a negative story about exhibitionism in TV

[JohnN]

now if the lady would pick up the tab it'd be perfect! LOL

[mailme]

I missed the part about "dinner and a movie first". ;D

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