Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Is it golf or something else?
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart, form a loose grip.
2. Keep your head down. 3. Stay out of the water. 4. Try not to hit anyone. 5. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you. 6. Don't stand directly in front of others. 7. Quiet please...others are preparing. 8. Don't take extra strokes. This is an actual sign posed at a golf club in Scotland (or so I'm told). Last edited by Taltarzac725; 05-12-2023 at 10:38 PM. |
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Sounds sort of being in front of a men's urinal
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No. That sign is... "We aim to please. You aim too, please."
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That is a very good addition.
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Or my honeymoon.
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I gave up golf for bowling, that way my balls are returned to me.
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About a fifth of Scotland's golf courses operate 'Honesty Box' payment.
There is no one at the courses who you can pay for a round. |
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You missed the punchline. At the bottom of the sign it reads:
"Well done. . . Now, flush the urinal, wash your hands, go outside, and tee off."
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Closed Thread |
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