The Golfer and the Skydiver..

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Old 04-10-2022, 11:23 AM
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What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes "(whack), oh ****!". A skydiver goes "Oh ****, (whack)"
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Old 04-10-2022, 11:56 AM
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I don't get it.
What does **** mean??
Just kidding !
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Old 04-10-2022, 12:04 PM
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I don't get it.
What does **** mean??
Just kidding !
It means 💩
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Old 04-10-2022, 02:47 PM
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Old 04-10-2022, 04:46 PM
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I don't get it.
What does **** mean??
Just kidding !
Here us a hint, starts with an S and can smell real bad
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Old 04-10-2022, 06:46 PM
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Here us a hint, starts with an S and can smell real bad
Y'all miss the "Just Kidding" on his post?
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Old 04-11-2022, 09:09 AM
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Y'all miss the "Just Kidding" on his post?
Print was toooo small for them to see..
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Hitting a ball and then chasing after it...I had a dog that would chase a ball after I threw it (but dogs aren't that bright)!
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