[CFrance]

Fella buys a talking centipede for £5000 and takes it home in a small box.
After 30 minutes, he opens the box and says, “Would you like to go for a pint?”
The centipede doesn’t answer.
He repeats the question louder - still no reply.
Now annoyed, he shouts it.
The centipede sticks his head out and says:
“I heard you the first time… I’m putting my freakin’ shoes on.”

[Ecuadog]

That's funny. Thanks.

[Taltarzac725]

I am trying to picture the centipede on the ice playing for the Florida Panthers.