Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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The Entitled.....Here's Your Sign
In a take-off of Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign", add in yours for one of the Villages "Entitled"...........
If you take up an entire parking spot with your golf cart, "here's your sign".....
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"Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom." - Theodore Rubin |
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If you park your car in No Parking Zone at the door of the Grocery . Here’s Your Sign
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If you stop as soon as you enter a doorway, here’s your sign.
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay) "There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein |
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When you check the baguette with your hands for freshness and put it back... here’s your sign.
Last edited by Velvet; 09-04-2019 at 07:30 PM. |
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They do what they do because they can with little to no awareness of the results of their actions to others. But why make it so heavy on a fun thread?
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay) "There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein |
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Missed the fun thread part, sorry.
Last edited by Velvet; 09-04-2019 at 07:30 PM. |
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If you stop in the middle of the aisle at Publix, Winn Dixie, Home Depot, Lowe's, etc., etc., etc., and are oblivious to other people trying to get through, here's your sign.
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Or run them down with your cart because you’re in a hurry... here’s your sign.
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If you think the 10 items or less sign doesn’t apply to you, here’s your sign.
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay) "There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein |
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If you're playing golf when the course is closed. Here's your sign..
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Birthdays Are Good For You. Statistics Show the More That You Have The Longer You Will Live.. We've Got Plenty Of Youth.. What We Need Is a Fountain Of SMART! |
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If you think that driving your car at 35 mph down the parking lot aisle right at me is your prerogative, here's your sign...I was walking into publix
Last edited by Michael Charles; 09-04-2019 at 08:59 PM. Reason: Clarification |
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Quote:
Here's YOUR sign...……..
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And then you pull out a handful of coupons, make the cashier do a price check on something so you can hopefully save 25 cents, then after wasting about 10 minutes in the express line you pull out your checkbook to pay. Here's your sign.
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Vehicles that blow stop signs (sometimes the yield ones too)...here's your sign. No pun intended!!!
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finally a topic that made me laugh this morning.
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