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Old 03-28-2008, 10:07 PM
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, the handsome man leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition..."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse and pressed it into the man's hand, along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully whispered...







"Clean my house."
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:19 PM
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bestmickey,

As is pretty obvious around here, I can never say anything in 3 words, but I gotta tellya...

That is hilarious.

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Where's that bar??? $20 for the whole house??? That's great!
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Old 03-29-2008, 03:56 AM
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$20 -Can I watch? I would love to just sit and watch him clean her house! mmmm mmmm
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Old 03-31-2008, 03:05 AM
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ronda! 1rnfl That's too funny!
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