[jsw14]

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal issue."

The man replies, "Listen, I can’t get the window open... and that's a maintenance issue."

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by jsw14

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal issue."

The man replies, "Listen, I can’t get the window open... and that's a maintenance issue."

Hope your wife doesn't see that one - you'll be in NOTHING but big trouble!

[Ecuadog]

Even my wife laughed. Thanks.

[Bay Kid]

Thanks!

[CFrance]

Good one!

[BK001]

Excellent -- I didn't see that coming. LOL