[villagetinker]

Ever seen anyone put snow tires on their golf carts when it gets chilly?
Now that is funny

You know winter is coming to Florida when:
Harbor freight has chains on sale for golf carts
The alligators pack up and head farther south
The roundabouts become real dangerous
and of course, long lines everywhere

And finally, all of the airlines are full heading south and empty flying north....

[tomwed]

Cart owners carry a salt shaker for icy roads.

[tomwed]

The men are wearing hearing aid muffs.

[tomwed]

Golfers wear two pair of sox in cast they get a hole in far.
[i know it's old but i couldn't resist]

[villagetinker]

Golfers use COLORED balls.

[tomwed]

The only Under Armor shirts left in stock are size small.

[tomwed]

You also need a hammer to tee a ball up.

[Taltarzac725]

I look for my ear muffs from Minneapolis.

[tomwed]

It's football season. So patriot fans deflate their golf cart tires.

[chuck90199]

Time for winter clothes

[tomwed]

Terrapins are wearing turtle necks. [too silly?]

[tomwed]

You can keep a mayonnaise sandwich in your front pocket all day.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Terrapins are wearing turtle necks. [too silly?]

Possibly. Might also be considered "lame". Could have "timing" issues, or be "inappropriate" to the context. Who knows, it's not our definition in the first place.

[tomwed]

Publix doubles the price of Taylor Ham.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Publix doubles the price of Taylor Ham.

That's better