[Figmo Bohica]

I just realized something ...How dumb am I.

It just hit me! My dog sleeps about 16 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ..........

My dog is a CONGRESSMAN !

[tainsley]

Very funny! I also have a congressman living in my house....and he is BIPARTISAN!

[2BNTV]

I have one but he has two legs but he not as useful.

[quirky3]

I never met a congressman who was unconditionally loving!

[OldDave]

I don't think it quite works. I dog can turn both to the left and right. If a dog was a congressman he'd just be forever turning one direction, going in a circle and getting no where.

[Shimpy]

It was once said if aliens from outer space were watching us and saw people walking their dogs, who would they think is the master? The one walking in front taking a dump, or the one following behind picking it up?

[OldManTime]

Right On!